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by Sir William
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site

Important Reminder: :wag: It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc. :stop: We should always type our society name in full and with prid...
by Sir William
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:27 pm
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Re: Important Safety Information

:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: Thank you so much, Sir William, for the fifty quid. I shall, of course, utilise it for the intended purpose, and take my dear wife out tonight , and buy her a really lovely meal. :thumbu: :thumbu: :bigthumbsup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: A really good reward for this gen...
by Sir William
Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:46 pm
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Re: Why no messages

Except in emergency situations (like this). :yes:
by Sir William
Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:11 pm
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Re: The old forum

:announce:

The ancient forum seems to be w**king once more now. :clap:

Attn all members: To provide continuity please discover your posts in the ancient forum and retype them all here.

:thanks:
by Sir William
Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:03 pm
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Re: The old forum

I've heard that's not the only thing you can gett*en there for less than £3. :wink:
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by Sir William
Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:31 pm
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Re: LCA advice requested

Good point and well manufactured. :clap: :clap: :clap:

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by Sir William
Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:01 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Mr Nil*ly, are you the new Smileymaster?

If so, the :cantlook: Smiley needs mending. :yes:

I think you mended it before. :cripes:

Also, I've gott*en ideas for new Smileys which you will be able to easily manufacture. :clap:
by Sir William
Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:10 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Yes he can be new Smileymaster - A very coveted position. :bigthumbsup:

Instead of Will*y Nilly Slightly Silly. :snigger:
by Sir William
Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:27 am
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Re: Extreme Cleavage and Penetration

That is all very well, but how will that activity involve extreme cleavage and penetration? :hurry: :duh:
by Sir William
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:40 pm
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Dr Cheer*y knows what he is doing. :yes: :clap:
by Sir William
Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:13 pm
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Re: List of Boons

That product is a fake. :mad:

The real product (which does exist) is called gett*en-go Ya Bastard. :yes:

http://www.nulon.com.au/products/aeroso ... ne_Starter

Not needed for Rolls-Royce motor cars. :no:
by Sir William
Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:50 pm
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Re: Generous car offer

Yes, but that was a portion too wonderful. :notlistening:

A big prize to the member that can name the most tunes from that record. :yes:

And no cheating by looking at the record label. :wag: :wag:
by Sir William
Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:03 pm
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Re: Word censor

The Prizemaster manufactured us do it. :hide:
by Sir William
Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:06 am
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Don't worry - Mr R*unaway will sort it all out. :yes: :yes: :clap: :clap: :clap:

He was looking for something to do. :snigger:
by Sir William
Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:32 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

It says: "These users thanked the author for the post: Sir William"

Since when have I been a plurality? :mad: :mad:

Sloppy programming. :hurry: :damncomputer:

And sloppy programming leads to sloppy methods. :thumbd:
by Sir William
Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:26 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Don't you have any haps then? :cripes:
by Sir William
Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:57 am
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Re: Any progress?

But don't panic. Kim Jong-Un has reassured us that we will gett*en what we rightly deserve as a thank you, with a promise that he will return a squadron of ballistic missiles to us very soon. What a jolly nice chap :yes: :excited: :clap: :clap: :clap: But I didn't know he was jolly. :o And Dr Ch*ee...
by Sir William
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:08 am
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Re: Manometer

:yes: :yes: 'Fraid so, Sir W. I was doodling with that smiley, when it was suddenly snatched away from my screen, and re-appeared on the forum. :yes: :yes: :wag: You are looking at a kidnapped "cant look" smiley. :o :duh: Has no-one any moral principles anymore? :search: In that case you must be th...
by Sir William
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:20 am
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Re: Word Sensor test

He obviously knows all about joins as well. :clap: :bounce:
by Sir William
Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:14 pm
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Bra Sizes

Members will be amazed and intrigued to learn that bra cup sizes have no logical order of progression. :no: Double sizes (AA, BB, CC, etc.) pivot around CC so that double sizes smaller than CC are smaller than the single size; but double sizes greater than CC are larger than the single size (AA, A, ...
by Sir William
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:47 pm
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Re: Bra Sizes

Well complain to the chef then. :wink:
by Sir William
Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:23 pm
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Re: Very important question

Full marks to Mr N*illy for his ingenuity. :clap: :clap: :clap: