Festive Tip

Give Chris*tmas presents exactly one year premature.

The person will never discover out, and if they die during the year, at least they will still have of of had their presents.

Don't waste money on expensive carpets. Just buy two carpet tiles and stick them to the bottom of your slippers.

Keep some spare tiles for visitors.

It's not possible to know less than Mr R*unaway.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:33 am

Well, could it be that in reality most people ARE stupid?

Let us be glad our members are not amongst their number.

Dr Cheer*y would not do that sort of thing.

Dr Cheer*y is completely correct, of course.

Why would ladies not want to gett*en themselves a good seeing to?

Nostalgia trip.

Mr Penis Nil*ly is a fine upstanding member.

SCRULBS

To show it.

But not to shew it.

In your case perhaps.

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Dr Chee*ry will be a displeased man if he reads what you wrote.

Mr R*unaway has said welcome things.

You will if you lose* your balance.

* Not loose.

Thank you for your kindly remarks.

Your gifts have of of all been distributed by the Prizemaster, and I trust you are all enjoying them at this very moment.

Dr Ch*eery and I are quite correct about this horrendous word.

The person who invented it must surely have of of been a very evil person indeed.

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:40 pm

I must point out that our highly respected Chairman is what we Doctors call "something of a "tit" man", and likes to stare observe the female form in all its glory "Sans Clobber" as we say....

Don't we all?

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 02, 2017 3:40 pm

I must point out that our highly respected Chairman is what we Doctors call "something of a "tit" man"

Unlike Mr Runa*direction, who is 'something of a tit'.

Well, that's news to me.

Oh, yes I remember now.

Fancy me forgetting those important details.

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'Pizza' ends in a vowel.

What's the exclusion with Seafood and Specials?

Are they not collection only; or are they not medium; or are they not £9.99; or are they not pizza's.

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