But my post provided valuable information for members, about doctors being pillocks. :hurry: :hurry: :hurry: It must surely warrant a very especial prize. :tant: :tant: :tant: Mr Run*away - stop messing about with my posts (unless you can improve them - which you can't) :rasp: :rasp: The humour in m...

Must of had a Labour government.

You're not trying difficult enough.

The writing is upside-down.

To Mr (webmaster) Runa*direction. :wave: I wish to urgently request that all instances of the American word: 'biscuits' (on this site) be juxtaposed to the English word: 'Biscuits' at your earliest opportunity and convenience. :yes: :bounce: So, for instance, the silly and meaningless term: 'Delete ...

My butler (now ex-butler) asked me to buy it.

The spot lamps would be no good to you because they are fog lamps.

You put 4 to one side, that means you have of 12 left. :yes: So you weigh 6+6, and then you weigh 3+3. Ah but 3 is an odd number so you could put 2 more to one side and then weigh 2+2. And then weigh 1+1. And then you gett*en the 6 that you put to one side and get-go once more. :yes: :bounce: Why am...

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 09, 2017 11:38 am

Und ven ze Doktor vos a medikal schtudent, he vos taken into a room vith ze other schtudents und told to draw blood. Doc Cheery voz ze only schtudent to ask for a red crayon.

Dr Cheer*y is indeed a very talented artist.

I tell him you look at girl and he go crazy.

Well you can't gett*en much lower than 'Be*lvede*re.

No, but one thing at a time.

anepictree wrote: ↑

Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:47 pm

It's due to these speed limits that I now sew by machine

Is that sew?

Dr Chee*ry says that you have of consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and been turned into homosexuals. :o :o :terrified: And he should know because he is a Dr. :yes: :clap: This is the danger of over indulging in intoxicating beverages, which can easily cause this sort of thing to happen. :wag: ...

Sexual discrimination against men.

Stop all child benefit now.

Fine people for having kids.

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Dec 16, 2017 4:14 pm

You know very well that the server-client relationship is a star one, not serial.

Not with my servants it isn't.

I am very sorry, but due to customer complaints and a spelling error I have of of learnt that I am selling the wrong thing.

What I am selling is Clockwork Mice pies.

To anybody who has been inconvenienced by my mice pies, just think how lucky you are to still be alive.

And that's only if the supermarket hasn't run out of trolleys.

I

You told us you were dead, but I didn't realise you'd had a Post Mortem.

:o :o :mad: The grammar corrector is there for essential purposes, and has taken me years to perfect. :wag: How does he expect our American friends to understand the site if he posts the wrong words? :hurry: :stop: This is totally unacceptable. What a disgraceful member. :bash: :bash: :tant:

Dr Cheer*y is a satisfactory member.

The non-beloved Prizemaster has won a prize.

Like he said: Melvyn is still here.

I am glad you like my fantastic game.