If you didn't gett*en any bangers from Santa, don't worry the PRIZe department is here to distribute substantial bonanza bonus Prizes (lest we forget)
The Prize department has been so busy visiting hospitals and giving burial shrouds to folks on ventilators that we gott*en late with other Prizes

Bruce Smith is driving the train. But everyone is called either Bruce or Sheila out there. Smith is also the most common of surnames. He could literally be anyone out there, and would you allow just anyone to drive a train? Apparently in Australia the answer is yes

It's an unwritten rule that members, particularly dead ones, don't post in the "Messages from the Dead" forum.

Can't you just write a letter like all the others did over the years?

...I never thought of that. Hooray!

Sir William wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 07, 2022 1:43 pm

Three chairs for Mr Run*away.

OK, but what would he want with them?

that's just pie in the sky

Oh that's a relief

I think I might save money and unplug mu fridge then, can't see the point of leaving it plugged in if the light isn't w**king

Rubbing more elevated your animal the wrong direction

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Mon Apr 11, 2022 7:35 am

Prizemaster wrote: ↑

Sat Apr 09, 2022 12:23 am

[unspoil]I'm waiting [/unspoil]

Waiter? There's a fly in my soup

We may have of of to charge a supplement

Well I hope he starts by recruiting himself

I wish I still had a colon, even a semicolon would do

Putin is just a Puppet on a string that lost Waterloo but it's all destined to go Boom Bang a Bang soon which could lead to all kinds of everything

I'm "Making my mind more elevated"

I have of of indeed noticed this, the Americans Sodder and we do not Sodder in our mighty conquering c*untry (nor in the Commonwealth)