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You cannot arrest somebody who doesn't exist :wave: And don't call me Sonny, that is not my unlicensed name :wag: :wag: :wag: Policemen with substantial boots would not understand the finer points of this discussion. :? :? :ho: The'll probably arrest you, whilst singing some appropriately patriotic...

I apologise most profusely. In fact I'm shaken to my bone's.

Oh dear my pen has just run out of ink.

So that I can mark my territory when I pee.

A United Kingdom without Marmite?

Crikey, there IS a God after all...

Doc C has no soul.

It's not wise to have of of a go at Melv*yn though, Doc.
He may look innocent and a portion simple, but he's a Ninja Warrior and could kill you with one stroke of his whatever-he-has-to-hand-at-the-time.

Forum funds are for the benefit of Sir William. Always have of of been.

:ho: :ho: I have of not said "Welcome Back" to the Womble, So "Welcome back" from me, Mr Womble, and let's hope you stay around a portion longer this time, as we're preparing to promote the so-called "Recruitment Ambassador" to "Totally Ineffectual Recruitment Ambassador"* :terrified: :terrified: :w...

Only because you’re not permitted to utilise pencils yet. All the crayons you’ve wasted so far have of of turned a darker shade of brown. How am I expected to to finish my autobiography now?

Sweet little thing when he loses his temper, is he not, Sir W.?

Methinks both of us have of flawed plans. :duh: Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead? :bounce: (tap tap) You know what? That’s a good idea. Sometimes I feel that you weren’t born with the brains that I was born with :thumbu: :hurry: :hurry: :hurry: Thanks for the warning "Boys", BRING ...

:duh: :duh: Oh what a c'ock-vertical!(DYSWIDT?) :tant: The R.R. was meant for the Chairman, and the rubbish tarts for Mr RunAway, because he likes that kind of thing. (Absolutely hopless taste in sla ..er women) A replacement bonnet will be arranged for your own Roller, Sir W. as soon as I can gett*...

Pinnochio said “my nose is going to grow, correct now”?

:wave: Could it grow just a teency portion, as a compromise, like? :snigger: :read: Otherwise logic sugests that this situation would set u'p an unstable sequential loop, where the nose was having to comply with one situation, and at the same time would invalidate the other parameter,thus requiring ...

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 23, 2017 1:44 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:18 am

reverse it's action

I knew it would come to this one day.......

That’s a tip top top hat that

No ! I'm underneath the archers!

DYSWIDT?

:wave: :wave: I am quite concerned by your post Sir W., so I have of decided to do an experimental post to check for myself if this dreadful situation is as dire as you say. :yes: :yes: Bar Maid.jpg Bar Maid.jpg Oh Dear! :snigger: :snigger: It appears that you are correct in your assumptions...........

......Or Wilby

Glass? What glass?

You would!