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by Runaway
Tue Jul 18, 2017 4:26 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Having juxtaposed loads of them, I've left the original files on the server for a day or so whilst we see how it all settles down and whether any issues arise. If all ok after that I'll delete them as part of good housekeeping.
Just waiting for Mr Tree to break it...
by Runaway
Wed Jul 19, 2017 7:50 am
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Re: There you go, I knew it

He was extreme correct. :thumbd:
by Runaway
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:08 am
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Sorry about that, but this new board was not designed for dumdums. :no: But now that you've created your account, you need to add your picture if you still have it. If not I can send it to you. Then you can get-go adding your typically amazing posts. It's a shame we have to get-go once more and lose...
by Runaway
Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:25 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

correct, so here's what we know so far. Mr G had to "go away for a while". Suddenly. He admits to less than savoury activity in public. His favourite picture is of a toilet. He seems reluctant to be in public view. And he's out on licence with an ankle tag. A perfect candidate, don't you think so, S...
by Runaway
Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:43 am
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Re: Sir William Chairman's worthy fund-raising schemes

What image??? And why are you so fixated on your own death? Take it from me, every day you're alive is a bonus. And each day brings to you the opportunity to improve, adapt and gett*en better at whatever it is you want to do in life. :thumbu: Each day is a new get-go. If you will only let it be. :en...
by Runaway
Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:07 am
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Re: Word Sensor test

I'm happy to explain:

He's new here.
by Runaway
Tue Aug 01, 2017 7:41 am
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Re: Sir William Chairman's worthy fund-raising schemes

I see no sausage puns. :hscratch:
Please send me the links.
by Runaway
Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:17 pm
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

The plural of Dumdum has always been Dumdums, not Dumda. :vconfused:
by Runaway
Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:36 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Well, I could fix it with some conditional coding, but...
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by Runaway
Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:19 am
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Re: Links

Agreed re Google, in which case people will just click on the link shown and be taken here anyway. And similarly for other online promotional activity. And when they join they'll presumably bookmark the URL. In all cases, no typing out of the full name. So I don't really see the advantage of a short...
by Runaway
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:15 am
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Re: Portable events counter

I'll buy one and take it to Australia with me, because I've noticed a very clever hidden feature built into it - in Australia it actually counts more elevated to 9999. :bounce:
by Runaway
Mon Aug 07, 2017 11:25 pm
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Advice to ladies

While eating a banana, never EVER manufacture eye contact with anyone.
by Runaway
Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:38 am
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Carry a picture of your wife or girlfriend in your wallet.
It'll help remind you of why it's always empty.
by Runaway
Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:56 am
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Shameful member. :wag:
by Runaway
Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:47 pm
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Re: Word Sensor test

:clap: :clap: :clap:

What glorious leadership Sir William has shown today. :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Runaway
Mon Aug 14, 2017 11:33 am
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Glad to be of service. :thumbu:

Why do they set the settings to stupid? Well, could it be that in reality most people ARE stupid? :yes:
by Runaway
Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:43 pm
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Re: Inconsiderate drivers

But if we trained the lorry drivers to kill, and pay them a bounty on each, there'd be no need for car drivers to be inconsiderate because there'd be no cyclists.
by Runaway
Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:53 pm
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Re: Anti-dilution

Let it stand for a while* and the paint will settle to the bottom, leaving the water to be drained off the top. :bounce:
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by Runaway
Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:03 pm
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Re: The old forum

This is excellent w**k , Mr Runa*direction. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Gosh. Never before in the field of coding have I been languished with such generous verbosity over so many days since I installed it. :thanks: :cheers: But I'm not finished yet. You must admit that the top of the page is...
by Runaway
Sat Aug 19, 2017 9:34 am
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Re: New Forum

Sir William wrote:
Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:26 am
Thankfully, it's still w**king.

AND I was able to keep my tophat password. :yes: :clap:
The gRS21*3Mjf one?
by Runaway
Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:08 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

If you enjoy our style of wit, humour, insults and of course our wide range of emojis, why not join as a member? It takes about a minute, that's all. And for this month only there are NO JOINING FEES, and NO REGULAR FEES EITHER. (Unlike some other forums which take your money, promise major portion...
by Runaway
Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:48 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

It's called marketing, which I've been doing much of the day.
by Runaway
Sat Aug 19, 2017 11:45 pm
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Re: Found in a shed

I was only pulling your strings... :snigger: