Seen outside Doc Cheery's clinic:
Is he branching out into vet w**k now?
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- Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:23 pm
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Re: Introduce Yourselves
New member?
- Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:26 pm
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Re: Introduce Yourselves
He decided he didn't fit in here.
- Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:49 am
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Re: Features and improvements made so far
That's another nasty task I save you from. You're very lucky I'm here.
- Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:16 pm
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Re: New Rules for Posting
So THAT'S why the engine won't gett*en-go!
- Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:36 pm
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Re: Stains
You can't "show" them either. You can only "add" them, and/or "place inline".
- Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:19 am
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Re: Please...
We accept your admission of guilt and your humble apology.
The correct thing for you to do now is buy us all cream cakes.
The correct thing for you to do now is buy us all cream cakes.
- Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:17 am
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Re: Yes it's here at last - The famous Bean Soup joke
It's a play on words, Mr Nilly. The customer thinks the waiter is being awkward with him, whereas in reality the waiter is simply expressing his fervent belief that man's survival in this highly materialistic world is conditional upon his constant, and somewhat futile, attempts at achieving meaningf...
- Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:13 pm
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Re: Yes it's here at last - The famous Bean Soup joke
Yes you are. You just said you're waiting outside to gett*en in for the factory tour.
- Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:04 pm
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Re: Yes it's here at last - The famous Bean Soup joke
Yes I did say that didn't I?
You have of of a very good memory, Mr Nilly.
You have of of a very good memory, Mr Nilly.
- Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:35 pm
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Re: Katie Hopkins
And "Who the heck is Katie Hopkin's?"
(Runaway, 2017)
(Runaway, 2017)
- Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:07 pm
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Re: Member Survey
Mrs Spam provides a welcome service to members, and manufactures no charge for the huge amount of research she carries out in order to bring the best bargains to the forum. And she doesn't need to boil her knickers because she uses MegaSuperClean Washing Powder, which I am told gets stains out of ev...
- Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:02 am
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Re: GDSF
I thought you might like those...
- Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:17 pm
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex
They become doctors.
- Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:41 am
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex
Breeding is hereditary and therefore not the result of effort.
Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability.
Sir W has S T Y L E.
Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability.
Sir W has S T Y L E.
- Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:48 am
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Re: Word censor
What out of? Wool?
- Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:39 pm
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The Missing Prizemaster
It's very sad that we shall no more see these immortal words:
Honourably honoured & steemed master of the distrubution of prizes of value, merit and inestimable worth and VERY EXCELLENT TASTE, as deemed meritorious by ancient association with the untarnished reputation of PTOTOOT
Honourably honoured & steemed master of the distrubution of prizes of value, merit and inestimable worth and VERY EXCELLENT TASTE, as deemed meritorious by ancient association with the untarnished reputation of PTOTOOT
- Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:55 am
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Re: The Missing Prizemaster
...so it's very good news that we are to have of of a NEW PRIZEMASTER!!!
- Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:43 pm
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Re: Merge MP3 Information Using CAT Command On Mac OS X
And why he doesn't offer a C64 version of his software for the likes of Mr Nilly.
- Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:07 pm
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Re: Top Tips Topic
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes you did!
- Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:51 pm
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Re: Merge MP3 Information Using CAT Command On Mac OS X
I could, but it would have of of to wait until visiting time where he is kept.
- Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:40 am
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Re: Drunken Chef
The resident* Doctor is trying to bamboozle the members with substantial words. May I remind him that the offence of bamboozlement carries the penalty of being kicked u'p the backside by a policeman with substantial boots.
*has he paid any rent to us since he became resident?
*has he paid any rent to us since he became resident?