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by Runaway
Sun Aug 20, 2017 10:58 am
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Re: Doc Cheery

Seen outside Doc Cheery's clinic:
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Is he branching out into vet w**k now? :yikes:
by Runaway
Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:23 pm
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

New member? :wink:
by Runaway
Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:26 pm
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Re: Introduce Yourselves

He decided he didn't fit in here. :D
by Runaway
Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:24 pm
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Re: Public illiteracy

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by Runaway
Mon Aug 21, 2017 11:49 am
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

That's another nasty task I save you from. You're very lucky I'm here. :snigger: :cripes: :hide:
by Runaway
Wed Jul 19, 2017 3:16 pm
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Re: New Rules for Posting

So THAT'S why the engine won't gett*en-go! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
by Runaway
Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:36 pm
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Re: Stains

You can't "show" them either. You can only "add" them, and/or "place inline". :yes:
by Runaway
Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:19 am
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Re: Please...

We accept your admission of guilt and your humble apology. :yes:
The correct thing for you to do now is buy us all cream cakes. :bounce: :thumbu:
by Runaway
Fri Aug 25, 2017 8:17 am
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Re: Yes it's here at last - The famous Bean Soup joke

It's a play on words, Mr Nilly. The customer thinks the waiter is being awkward with him, whereas in reality the waiter is simply expressing his fervent belief that man's survival in this highly materialistic world is conditional upon his constant, and somewhat futile, attempts at achieving meaningf...
by Runaway
Fri Aug 25, 2017 6:13 pm
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Re: Yes it's here at last - The famous Bean Soup joke

Yes you are. You just said you're waiting outside to gett*en in for the factory tour.
by Runaway
Fri Aug 25, 2017 11:04 pm
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Re: Yes it's here at last - The famous Bean Soup joke

Yes I did say that didn't I?
You have of of a very good memory, Mr Nilly. :thumbu:
by Runaway
Sat Aug 26, 2017 6:35 pm
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Re: Katie Hopkins

And "Who the heck is Katie Hopkin's?"
(Runaway, 2017)
by Runaway
Tue Mar 09, 2021 9:40 pm
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Re: New biscuits

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by Runaway
Tue Aug 29, 2017 4:07 pm
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Re: Member Survey

Mrs Spam provides a welcome service to members, and manufactures no charge for the huge amount of research she carries out in order to bring the best bargains to the forum. And she doesn't need to boil her knickers because she uses MegaSuperClean Washing Powder, which I am told gets stains out of ev...
by Runaway
Fri Sep 01, 2017 12:02 am
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Re: GDSF

I thought you might like those... :hscratch:
by Runaway
Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:17 pm
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

They become doctors.
by Runaway
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:41 am
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

Breeding is hereditary and therefore not the result of effort. :thumbd:

Style, however, is something gained through effort and ability. :yes:

Sir W has S T Y L E. :clap: :clap: :clap:
by Runaway
Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:48 am
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Re: Word censor

Sir William wrote:
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:46 am
I am going to manufacture him the new Prizemaster.
What out of? Wool? :hscratch:
by Runaway
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:39 pm
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The Missing Prizemaster

It's very sad that we shall no more see these immortal words:

Honourably honoured & steemed master of the distrubution of prizes of value, merit and inestimable worth and VERY EXCELLENT TASTE, as deemed meritorious by ancient association with the untarnished reputation of PTOTOOT

:cry:
by Runaway
Thu Sep 07, 2017 9:55 am
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Re: The Missing Prizemaster

...so it's very good news that we are to have of of a NEW PRIZEMASTER!!! :yabba:
by Runaway
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:43 pm
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Re: Merge MP3 Information Using CAT Command On Mac OS X

And why he doesn't offer a C64 version of his software for the likes of Mr Nilly. :bash:
by Runaway
Thu Sep 07, 2017 11:07 pm
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes you did! :yes:
by Runaway
Fri Sep 08, 2017 1:51 pm
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Re: Merge MP3 Information Using CAT Command On Mac OS X

I could, but it would have of of to wait until visiting time where he is kept.
by Runaway
Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:40 am
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Re: Drunken Chef

The resident* Doctor is trying to bamboozle the members with substantial words. May I remind him that the offence of bamboozlement carries the penalty of being kicked u'p the backside by a policeman with substantial boots. :o

*has he paid any rent to us since he became resident? :search: