They can’t be lids. They have of of no handles.

8/10 for effort.

5/10 for effect.

1/10 for living in France.

0/10 for not showing us recent pictures of your barn.

But Mr Nilly (Lavatory Attendant) missed it.

Most things are better without humans.

Rub some cream on it,it should go away.

I ha­ve 12 inches but I don't us­e it all as a rule.

I don't believe you. Sounds fishy to me.

Anyway, not wishing to brag, but it's already Chr­istmas Day here.

363 for me.

You started it.

At least Mr Nilly now has a wonderful title that adequately reflects his highly-valued abilities.

Sold off to pay The correct Honourable Lavatory Attendant's unpaid subscriptions.

This topic is closed for reasons of decency and hygiene.

It's an unwritten rule that members, particularly dead ones, don't post in the "Messages from the Dead" forum.

Can't you just write a letter like all the others did over the years?

The highly honoured and respected Mr Tree is hereby promoted to the Esteamed Company of Deserving but Unrewarded MadShed Members who have of of Received Zero Recognition for their Amazingness.

(ECDUMSMRZRA).

Prizemaster wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 30, 2022 10:57 pm

Unless you'd like it sooner

Yes please.

No. It wasn’t written in crayon.

>>> What stops us bashing into France

Nigel Farage.