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by Sir William
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site

Important Reminder: :wag: It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc. :stop: We should always type our society name in full and with prid...
by Sir William
Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:46 pm
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Re: Why no messages

Except in emergency situations (like this). :yes:
by Sir William
Fri Jul 21, 2017 7:11 pm
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Re: The old forum

:announce:

The ancient forum seems to be w**king once more now. :clap:

Attn all members: To provide continuity please discover your posts in the ancient forum and retype them all here.

:thanks:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:54 am
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Re: The old forum

Sir William wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 am
Welcome to Mr penis Nilly. :wave:
I really should think through any of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly :cantlook:
by Sir William
Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:01 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Mr Nil*ly, are you the new Smileymaster?

If so, the :cantlook: Smiley needs mending. :yes:

I think you mended it before. :cripes:

Also, I've gott*en ideas for new Smileys which you will be able to easily manufacture. :clap:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:03 pm
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Re: Emergency situation

Sorry, all bean soup jokes are off :stop:

But I do have a rather amusing runner bean joke, fresh in this morning :yes:
by Sir William
Tue Jul 25, 2017 10:13 pm
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Re: List of Boons

That product is a fake. :mad:

The real product (which does exist) is called gett*en-go Ya Bastard. :yes:

http://www.nulon.com.au/products/aeroso ... ne_Starter

Not needed for Rolls-Royce motor cars. :no:
by Doctor Cheery
Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:46 am
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Re: Souls

Runaway wrote:
Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:13 pm
You mean you did it correct for once? :magnify:
:tongue: :tongue: Oursoles, Mr RunAway.... :neener: :neener: :neener:
by Sir William
Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:50 pm
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Re: Generous car offer

Yes, but that was a portion too wonderful. :notlistening:

A big prize to the member that can name the most tunes from that record. :yes:

And no cheating by looking at the record label. :wag: :wag:
by Sir William
Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:03 pm
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Re: Word censor

The Prizemaster manufactured us do it. :hide:
by Sir William
Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:06 am
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Don't worry - Mr R*unaway will sort it all out. :yes: :yes: :clap: :clap: :clap:

He was looking for something to do. :snigger:
by Doctor Cheery
Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:50 am
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Re: Extreme Cleavage and Penetration

Runaway wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:42 pm
It's worked ok so far. :yes:
:hurry: :hurry: Hmm...Probably what they said at the launch of the Titanic.. :snigger:
by Sir William
Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:32 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

It says: "These users thanked the author for the post: Sir William"

Since when have I been a plurality? :mad: :mad:

Sloppy programming. :hurry: :damncomputer:

And sloppy programming leads to sloppy methods. :thumbd:
by Sir William
Fri Aug 04, 2017 2:26 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

Don't you have any haps then? :cripes:
by Sir William
Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:14 pm
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Bra Sizes

Members will be amazed and intrigued to learn that bra cup sizes have no logical order of progression. :no: Double sizes (AA, BB, CC, etc.) pivot around CC so that double sizes smaller than CC are smaller than the single size; but double sizes greater than CC are larger than the single size (AA, A, ...
by adminptot27
Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:55 pm
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Re: Very important question

A club, for sure. I'm too boring to say otherwise. :magnify:
by Samantha
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:53 pm
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Re: Very important question

Don't I gett*en a vote? It's CLUB for me. :wave:
by Sir William
Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:16 am
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Festive Tip

Give Chris*tmas presents exactly one year premature.

The person will never discover out, and if they die during the year, at least they will still have had their presents. :bounce:
by Sir William
Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:34 am
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Don't waste money on expensive carpets. Just buy two carpet tiles and stick them to the bottom of your slippers. :bounce:

Keep any spare tiles for visitors. :yes:
by Doctor Cheery
Thu Aug 10, 2017 8:19 am
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Re: Bra Sizes

:hscratch: I suppose a perfect vacuum is just about impossible , even with the latest techniques. :snigger: :snigger:
by Sir William
Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:00 pm
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Re: The old forum

:clap: :clap:

Nostalgia trip. :yes:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:23 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

All Dr. Cheery's dreams belong in the sexual pleasures forum, it says so correct here in the members contract :redtape:
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