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by Sir William
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:12 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site

Important Reminder: :wag: It is deemed to be an act of laziness and sloppiness to shorten our esteemed society name to ptotoot, except where this is absolutely unavoidable because of technical limitations or shortage of space, etc. :stop: We should always type our society name in full and with prid...
by adminptot27
Tue Jul 18, 2017 5:50 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

I've removed the filename and count statistics that were showing beneath posted images. They were untidy.
by adminptot27
Tue Jul 18, 2017 1:32 pm
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Features and improvements made so far

1. YouTube feature added. Just copy the whole Youtube video's URL into the text box. Easy peasy. 2. Breadcrumbs menu added to aid navigation. Just hover over "Board index" to see how it works. 3. A gazillion smileys added. :bounce: 4. New "spoiler" feature added, then modded to manufacture it w**k p...
by Sir William
Tue Jul 18, 2017 8:27 pm
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Re: Important Safety Information

:bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: Thank you so much, Sir William, for the fifty quid. I shall, of course, utilise it for the intended purpose, and take my dear wife out tonight , and buy her a really lovely meal. :thumbu: :thumbu: :bigthumbsup: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: A really good reward for this gen...
by Sir William
Sat Jul 22, 2017 1:03 pm
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Re: The old forum

I've heard that's not the only thing you can gett*en there for less than £3. :wink:
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by Sir William
Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:31 pm
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Re: LCA advice requested

Good point and well manufactured. :clap: :clap: :clap:

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by Sir William
Sun Jul 23, 2017 1:27 am
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Re: Extreme Cleavage and Penetration

That is all very well, but how will that activity involve extreme cleavage and penetration? :hurry: :duh:
by Runaway
Mon Jul 24, 2017 8:43 am
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Re: Sir William Chairman's worthy fund-raising schemes

What image??? And why are you so fixated on your own death? Take it from me, every day you're alive is a bonus. And each day brings to you the opportunity to improve, adapt and gett*en better at whatever it is you want to do in life. :thumbu: Each day is a new get-go. If you will only let it be. :en...
by Sir William
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:40 pm
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Dr Cheer*y knows what he is doing. :yes: :clap:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:00 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site

You know of such circles then do you Mr. Runaway? :hscratch:
by Sir William
Fri Jul 28, 2017 12:50 pm
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Re: Generous car offer

Yes, but that was a portion too wonderful. :notlistening:

A big prize to the member that can name the most tunes from that record. :yes:

And no cheating by looking at the record label. :wag: :wag:
by Willy Nilly
Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:19 pm
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Re: Word censor

The ptotoot censor knows and understands what it's doing even if we don't :wag:
by Runaway
Thu Jul 20, 2017 7:08 am
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Re: Important rules for non-posting members

Sorry about that, but this new board was not designed for dumdums. :no: But now that you've created your account, you need to add your picture if you still have it. If not I can send it to you. Then you can get-go adding your typically amazing posts. It's a shame we have to get-go once more and lose...
by Sir William
Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:46 pm
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Re: Why no messages

Except in emergency situations (like this). :yes:
by Willy Nilly
Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:37 am
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Re: Sir William Chairman's worthy fund-raising schemes

Please no sausage puns. They're the wurst :wag:
by Sir William
Sat Jul 29, 2017 6:57 am
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Re: Any progress?

But don't panic. Kim Jong-Un has reassured us that we will gett*en what we rightly deserve as a thank you, with a promise that he will return a squadron of ballistic missiles to us very soon. What a jolly nice chap :yes: :excited: :clap: :clap: :clap: But I didn't know he was jolly. :o And Dr Ch*ee...
by Sir William
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:08 am
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Re: Manometer

:yes: :yes: 'Fraid so, Sir W. I was doodling with that smiley, when it was suddenly snatched away from my screen, and re-appeared on the forum. :yes: :yes: :wag: You are looking at a kidnapped "cant look" smiley. :o :duh: Has no-one any moral principles anymore? :search: In that case you must be th...
by Runaway
Sat Aug 05, 2017 7:19 am
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Re: Links

Agreed re Google, in which case people will just click on the link shown and be taken here anyway. And similarly for other online promotional activity. And when they join they'll presumably bookmark the URL. In all cases, no typing out of the full name. So I don't really see the advantage of a short...
by Sir William
Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:20 am
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Re: Word Sensor test

He obviously knows all about joins as well. :clap: :bounce:
by Runaway
Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:15 am
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Re: Portable events counter

I'll buy one and take it to Australia with me, because I've noticed a very clever hidden feature built into it - in Australia it actually counts more elevated to 9999. :bounce:
by Sir William
Mon Aug 07, 2017 1:14 pm
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Bra Sizes

Members will be amazed and intrigued to learn that bra cup sizes have no logical order of progression. :no: Double sizes (AA, BB, CC, etc.) pivot around CC so that double sizes smaller than CC are smaller than the single size; but double sizes greater than CC are larger than the single size (AA, A, ...
by Sir William
Wed Aug 09, 2017 8:36 am
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Re: Bra Sizes

It's not possible to know less than Mr R*unaway. :snigger:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:54 am
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Re: The old forum

Sir William wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 am
Welcome to Mr penis Nilly. :wave:
I really should think through some of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly :cantlook:
by Sir William
Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:54 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

:stop:

Dr Cheer*y would not do that sort of thing. :no: