Well you can't gett*en much lower than 'Be*lvede*re.

To me it's Chr­istmas, always has been and always will be (Chri­stmas).
This is MY c*untry (for the time being) and I will not cave in to the do-goody brigade who seem determined to stamp out every last bastion of what it means to be British.

Christm­as Christm­as Chri­stmas.

No, but one thing at a time.

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Thu Dec 14, 2017 8:47 pm

It's due to these speed limits that I now sew by machine

Is that sew?

Dr Chee*ry says that you have of consumed an excessive amount of alcohol and been turned into homosexuals. :o :o :terrified: And he should know because he is a Dr. :yes: :clap: This is the danger of over indulging in intoxicating beverages, which can easily cause this sort of thing to happen. :wag: ...

I saw three chips come sailing in

Whatever you're drinking / smoking, it's a bad batch...

And that's only if the supermarket hasn't run out of trolleys.

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How did he not see this coming?

You told us you were dead, but I didn't realise you'd had a Post Mortem.

:o :o :mad: The grammar corrector is there for essential purposes, and has taken me years to perfect. :wag: How does he expect our American friends to understand the site if he posts the wrong words? :hurry: :stop: This is totally unacceptable. What a disgraceful member. :bash: :bash: :tant:

Dr Cheer*y is a satisfactory member.

No question is silly, in striving for knowledge.
A. Einstein

Try the pawn shop.

Good King wants a slice looked out on the feast of Stephens.............

Yeah probably from you.