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by anepictree
Thu Dec 07, 2017 11:35 am
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Re: A Truly Luxury message

:excited: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


They let me out :magnify:
by anepictree
Thu Dec 14, 2017 10:40 pm
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Re: Pricks

No these are most definitely femail :magnify:
by anepictree
Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:38 am
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Holidays Carols for the Obese

I saw three chips come sailing in :excited:
by anepictree
Sat Dec 16, 2017 10:41 am
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Re: New Rules for Posting

Yes my colour coller bands (light weight mylar) can be utilised to mend banjos, cuckoo clocks and juke boxes for Dr Cheeries'es joint in the middle of the leg (erogenous) jerk clients :magnify:
by anepictree
Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:53 pm
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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Good King wants a slice looked out on the feast of Stephens............. :wink:
by anepictree
Tue Dec 26, 2017 12:19 am
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Re: Holidays prizes

There is something wrong with this forum as all the posts I post don't post :tant:
to the Chairman :bash:
to Mr RunAway :neener:
to Dr Cheery :tongue:

and to everyone Happy H*lidays :magnify:
by anepictree
Wed Dec 27, 2017 7:22 pm
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Re: Helpful Tips for Members

Press my helpful tip if you'd like a big surprise :cripes:
by anepictree
Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:59 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

Oh, well delivery won't take long then :excited: :ho: :snigger:
by anepictree
Thu Dec 28, 2017 2:13 pm
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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

And the snow lay roundabout Deep Pan and crisps and even :ho:
by anepictree
Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:03 pm
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Re: New ketyboard

I bet he's already worn the X off :thumbu:
by anepictree
Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:06 pm
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Runaway wrote:
Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:56 pm
Will it be a Sale of Two Titties? :excited: :excited: :excited:
What the Dickens does he mean :clap: :bounce: :excited: :snigger: :ho:
DYSWIDT :magnify:
by anepictree
Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:06 am
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Re: Yearly change

I'll be changing mine
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:excited: :ho: :wink:
by anepictree
Mon Jan 01, 2018 3:13 pm
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Re: Lonely Hearts

The vopuchers are not yet ready for release, to obtain vopuchers you need to exchange them for your vopucher vouchers, people who have not been issued with vopucher vouchers should vouchsafe their valuable victuals :cripes:
by anepictree
Mon Jan 01, 2018 9:54 pm
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Re: Dr Cherry's replacement

That Dr Q looks more like an agony uncle than an agony aunt to me - Why is it since I left the UK thrity years ago the English folk seem to have such hardness at knowing what is male what is female and why is it that everything male suddenly wants to become female and vice versa. I gett*en the impre...
by anepictree
Tue Jan 02, 2018 3:58 pm
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Re: Happy New Year (Premature version)

O think it's time to distribute any good ancient BIG BANG BONANZA JAMBOREE NEW YEAR PRIZES :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited: :excited:
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by anepictree
Wed Jan 03, 2018 1:59 pm
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Re: Croquet

It never the less explains why he can no monger fit into a car and has to drive everywhere in a camp van :magnify:
by anepictree
Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:49 pm
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Re: URGENTISSIMO

No. You'll be fine just pushing the trolley, Mr W.C. Chairman is off his trolley today so he can do the other jobs :excited:
by anepictree
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:26 pm
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Re: Wind is coming

:announce: In this specil 'Wind is coming' announcement Mr Tree would like to announce that after a long period of suspended animation MR TREES' MARVELOUS MECHANICALS is once once more in operation so please watch out :tongue: and don't leave some valuables about such as bra strap hooks, suspender b...
by anepictree
Wed Jan 03, 2018 11:28 pm
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Re: Poor search facility

try searching for the poor on here and you'll discover results everywhere :thumbd: (especially since BREXIT) :excited: :excited: :excited: :ho: :clap:
by anepictree
Fri Jan 05, 2018 12:04 am
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Re: Namby Pamby Americans

petroleum or rice pudding
by anepictree
Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:30 pm
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Re: MTsMM

I travel with a coffin because I'm a Boffin; :magnify:
it manufactures people quite cross,
so I carry a cross.
The trick with the hat is
a good hat-trick
and the PRIZE SHED goes wherever I go :read: