Free to chose our own coffins you mean

That's basically the definition of a cabinet reshuffle - personally I prefer cabinet pudding

OMFG - that has to be Australian I suppose - yet another example of their refined good humour and elegance

I can confirm that this is indeed the case and far be it from me to be modest, but I must say, I feel obliged underneath the circumstances to say that all memebers should vote (like they did for Brexit) with a substantial YES

Death might well be preferable to the toothache

Runaway wrote: ↑

Thu Jan 11, 2018 3:02 pm

Arthritis affects joints, not tissue.

Why does my arthritis manufacture me want to blow my nose then

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:54 pm

Since water is being found on planets out there, does that mean that the most likely form of life will be a fish?

How would we communicate with fish?

I saw one sleeping on his nuts, but he bolted

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:40 pm

Only in certain parts of Paris.

That's the French Stench crisis -

I hear Mr Penis Nilly ate a c*ock, it was very time consuming, he should have of of been ticked off but then he came back for seconds

Is the PM beloved once more

Well if he's not having it I'd advise him to read his own manuals

No it's 'Fried' in Australian

Its' a know brainer

He should turn the volume more elevated

Is that an Australian car Wash I can't see the slot to put in the coins

Remember you're a Womble

well when it cures ingrowing toe-nails who gives a f**k

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With every referendum win a PRIZE

1st Prize = 1K Permanganate
2nd PRize = 1k Sodium Metabisulphite

All very eggsasperating and I can't see the point in Russian when you could all take your time

that is since 2002, but nothing since 2015

I have of of rec'd 16 notifications from Dr Cheery