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by anepictree
Fri Feb 09, 2018 11:44 pm
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Re: Absent beauty

She's waiting on the jetty for a boat to Serenghetti :cripes:
by anepictree
Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:59 pm
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Re: Good old-fashion British values

My favourite ancient fashioned value was throopence - it could knock the corners off of the other coins -
ha'penny wasn't to bad as far as shovin was concerned :redtape:
by anepictree
Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:39 pm
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Re: Welcome to our 100th Member!

Yes we were talking about Mr RunAway :tongue:
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by anepictree
Thu Feb 15, 2018 1:05 pm
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Re: Trans etc

the bolt-ons fell off - Puncheressa and Jude the Obscure were not popular; I'm afraid I might have to rethink the show. The only portion that went down well was when Puncheressa throws out free viagra to the children :yes:
by anepictree
Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:41 pm
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Re: RAS

I should think six hours lying on a wheeley stretcher in a frozen corridor in front of bemused crowds of Illegal I*******nts I mean patients should do the trick nicely :wink: :wave: :ho: Long live the post Brexit NHS :wink: :wave: :bounce: :excited:
by anepictree
Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:58 am
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Re: common app essay examples

Penis Nilly wrote:
Sun Feb 18, 2018 6:35 am
This post does :tongue:
Thanks I'll have mine now - please forward your bank account details so that I can begin transferring refunds immediately :excited:
by anepictree
Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:57 pm
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Re: Is it true?

the echoes of your raspberries :tongue: can be heard all the direction from :worried:
by anepictree
Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:26 am
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Re: What day is it?

A post office calendar to tell you what day it is.
This calendar is illustrated with photos of Gypsy Caravans
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by anepictree
Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:42 pm
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Re: Important Penis Warning

Do you w**k it out with a scraper :search:
by anepictree
Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:57 pm
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Re: C*ock

Now their are two hands on my c*ock and they are both pointing towards the top :yikes:
by anepictree
Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:48 pm
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Re: Buddha

Ya can't gedda bedda bidda buddha on yer knife :ho:
by anepictree
Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:11 pm
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Re: City and country question

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Monaco :yabba: :yabba: :yabba: :yabba: :yabba: :yabba: :yabba: :yabba:
by anepictree
Thu Mar 01, 2018 3:01 pm
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Re: I bet you're all missing pics of Oz!

:yikes: You have to drive 190K for the next Kangaroo? What happened to them all? did they gett*en eaten by drop bears.
by anepictree
Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:48 pm
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Re: Why...

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

and SOOn it's going to be EGGtastic EASTER when we will be able (just for a juxtapose) to manufacture endless eggless egggtastic egg static egg jolks :bounce:
by anepictree
Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:49 pm
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Re: Luxury limited addition fountain puzzle

Well if sucking sausages does cause a fountain (as I feel it might) then it could shed new light on the aforementioned theory :magnify:
by anepictree
Sun Mar 04, 2018 11:55 pm
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Re: Thermal hysteresis

The physics of these matters is all very clearly explained in the handbook - :tongue:
by anepictree
Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:54 pm
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Re: Heaven and Hell

Is that a picture of poor Thomas trying to escape an Island of backward halfwits that can't tell the difference between a Steam Roller and a jelly Roll :tant: He is more than welcome here where trains are loved, respected, affordable, comfortable, reliable, and run on time (and there are no Virgins ...
by anepictree
Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:23 pm
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Re: Masturbations

Thank you for your compliments :oops: I am embarrassed to be singled out for my expertise, but this was my best subject at school :wink:
by anepictree
Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:18 pm
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Re: BingoBoom

Those are the kind of crotchets that manufacture me quaver :terrified:
by anepictree
Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:14 pm
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NEW OCCUPATION

Mr Tree is giving more elevated the Lordly life and going on the road with his new hand crankable roundabout.

1p a go - Who'd like to try first - join the line :magnify:
by anepictree
Wed Mar 07, 2018 9:29 pm
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Re: NEW OCCUPATION

What would Dr Cheery have to say about that then :tongue: Patients getting better without the help of Drs, doing it all by themselves :bash:

P.S. We have a name for that (doing it all by yourself) but that's on another topic, follow links from W.C. Chairman's you know what :wink: