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by Willy Nilly
Mon Dec 11, 2017 1:59 am
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Re: Complaints

Fresh out of Typhoid I’m afraid. Will Tetley do instead? :?
by Doctor Cheery
Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:04 am
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Re: Complaints

I haven't gott*en my Typhoid yet :tant: :tant: :tant: :tant: :thumbu: Always being keen to help a fellow lunatic, I will po'st you an envelope . In it will be a small amount of typhoid bacillus suspended in a powder. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :yabba: This should fulphill your requirements perfect...
by Runaway
Sun Dec 17, 2017 4:57 pm
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Re: Holidays Carols for the Obese

Pringle bells, Pringle bells... :rofl:
by Runaway
Thu Dec 21, 2017 9:11 am
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Re: Where...

Try the pawn shop. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
by Sir William
Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:16 pm
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Re: Prizemaster's Shed

Well there's no harm in asking. :no:
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by Runaway
Tue Jan 02, 2018 7:20 pm
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Re: Dr Ch*eery's replacement

Yes actually. :thumbu:

At least he speaks in sentences of more than one word. He's also erudite. And rather clever.

It would be interesting to have TWO doctor members... :yes:
by Runaway
Wed Jan 10, 2018 11:32 pm
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Re: World domination

We have to BUY our prizes now then? :o
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by Willy Nilly
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:05 am
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Re: Death

anepictree wrote:
Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:50 pm
Death might well be preferable to the toothache :tant:
oooh, gum abscess underneath a rotting bottom molar perhaps? Very nasty. I think I’d rather have a broken nilly than that :thumbu: (probably)
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by Willy Nilly
Mon Jan 15, 2018 1:41 pm
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Re: Extraterrestrial Life

If it rained on the moon, the green cheese it’s manufactured from would eventually turn rancid and cause a global stench crisis so calamitously huge on biblical proportions, that only Mr. Tree’s extremely smelly laundry would be enough to overwhelm and kill the zombifying wafting cheesy smell :wag: ...
by Runaway
Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:22 am
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Re: Mr penis Nilly

At least Mr Tree's jokes are better than hours.
by Willy Nilly
Sat Jan 20, 2018 8:06 pm
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Re: Mr penis Nilly

I have first hand information that Mr. Tree is giving you second hand news :thumbd:
by Willy Nilly
Sat Feb 03, 2018 10:34 pm
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Re: Attn. The Smileymaster

Too big and not silly enough :bash:

My second drunk one is more suitable. It looks a little like me correct now :ho:
by Sir William
Wed Aug 09, 2017 9:34 am
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Don't waste money on expensive carpets. Just buy two carpet tiles and stick them to the bottom of your slippers. :bounce:

Keep some spare tiles for visitors. :yes:
by Sir William
Sat Mar 10, 2018 6:06 pm
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Re: Lending

It's definitely Mr Tree. You can tell by the gibberish. :bounce:
by Runaway
Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:29 pm
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Re: Best speed

Your parentheses were unbalanced. You need this: )
by Sir William
Sat Mar 10, 2018 12:25 pm
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Re: The Classics as you've never heard them

Indeed, they are a wonder to behold. :clap:

I have never heard anything like them. :wink:
by Runaway
Thu Mar 15, 2018 5:23 pm
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Re: Heaven Today

anepictree wrote:
Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:22 pm
With spalling like that you'll never gett*en to heaven :magnify:
Already there. :yabba:
by Runaway
Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:25 pm
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Re: Buy high-qualitative real French passport

Mark my words, young man - there will come a time when the French are floundering in their own self-importance, stuck in their ancient ways with no direction and no future, whilst England forges ahead and creates a new super financial empire, the like of which has never been seen before. And on tha...
by Runaway
Sun Mar 25, 2018 7:00 pm
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Re: Is it true?

He wouldn't do that to us. Never.
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by Sir William
Mon Apr 02, 2018 4:48 pm
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Re: Beetroot Jelly

The Prizemaster has eggsplained above why you won't be getting your bunnies. :yes:

I am sure this very detailed eggsplanation will be to your complete satisfaction. :bigthumbsup:
by Runaway
Thu Apr 19, 2018 2:52 pm
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Re: Russian members

Almost as daft as having a Prizemaster who doesn't have any prizes. Daft indeed.
by Willy Nilly
Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:15 pm
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Re: Appreciate you sharing, great forum post.Really thank you! Fantastic.

MarsolePa is clearly self congratulating himself on his own great fantastic forum post :duh:
by Willy Nilly
Sun Apr 29, 2018 7:39 pm
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Re: 10,000 Posts (and a few more)

Please delete this very :rasp: silly :tophat: post :neener: :tongue: :thumbd: