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by Willy Nilly [miss]
Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:54 am
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Re: The old forum

Sir William wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:41 am
Welcome to Mr penis Nilly. :wave:
I really should think through any of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly :cantlook:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:40 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site

Even when I try edit it out, I still lose with this last edited by feature :doh:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:03 pm
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Re: Emergency situation

Sorry, all bean soup jokes are off :stop:

But I do have a rather amusing runner bean joke, fresh in this morning :yes:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:00 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site

You know of such circles then do you Mr. Runaway? :hscratch:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:19 pm
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Re: Word censor

The ptotoot censor knows and understands what it's doing even if we don't :wag:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:37 am
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Re: Sir William Chairman's worthy fund-raising schemes

Please no sausage puns. They're the wurst :wag:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:38 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far

No because I"m away correct now until god knows when, so currently don't have access to my smiley calibrating appliances, nor Mr. Potato Head.
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:28 pm
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Re: Links

The url www.puttingthingsontopofotherthings.com/phpbb is direction too long for new members with short attention spans and don't know how to add bookmarks to remember :tant: www.ptotoot.com is much more web friendly, and what's more it's cheap and available. We are allowed more than one domain :yes:...
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:47 pm
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Re: Word Sensor test

You mean to say that you never knew this? Do you not realise when discussing these most serious of things with many ladies, that these are their main points which often stick out the most? Shame on you, you disgraceful jolly individual :thumbd:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:22 pm
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex

manufacture all our fingers and toes, and the bottom
of our feet highly sensitive erogenous zones :excited:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:12 pm
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Re: Job for the Smileymaster

Which just goes to show that through all my years of experience, I'm still continuing to live more elevated to the highest of expectations as non-useful smileymaster :bounce:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:34 pm
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Save money on sponges, dishcloths and face flannels by recycling your ancient socks and underpants.
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:23 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

All Dr. Cheery's dreams belong in the sexual pleasures forum, it says so correct here in the members contract :redtape:
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by Willy Nilly [miss]
Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:47 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum

:announce: Are you a slightly mad lunatic who knits with only one needle? :excited: Do you enjoy the precarious art of putting things on top of other things? :thumbu: If you're not quite the full shilling, a total looney who is diversely well articulated in improvised pythonesque irreverence and loo...
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:54 pm
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Re: I bet you're all missing pics of Oz!

Isn't a women's institute basically just a larger mad shed for ancient dears who knit with only one needle? :hscratch:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:37 pm
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Re: Potatoe's

All water is recycled :read: :yuck:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:51 pm
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Re: Katie Hopkins

If the meat actually melts in your mouth, then you can be sure it was manufactured by Mother Cheery :yuck:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:13 pm
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Re: Happy Chairman Day

But this would mean that we would need to share his gifts, chocolate and wine. This means less for me :duh:

I tell you what. Let's go with my plan first, and then afterwards you do the same as me but with Dr. Cheery :yes:

Triple kisses for Dr. Cheery from the Chairman. He will he most pleased :clap:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:28 pm
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Re: Forum name change

I don't know. He's here isn't he?
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:04 pm
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Re: Forum name change

ISWYDT. But there's no need to be so blunt about it! :wag:

DYSWIDT?
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:07 pm
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Re: Public illiteracy

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:21 pm
:hurry: Yes, and Ar'mageddin' filled u'p my preposterous posterior. :tant: :tant:


DYSWIDT?
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I wish I could unsee it :cantlook:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:03 pm
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Re: Word censor

I believe Mr. (or indeed Mrs.) Bra Swine is the perfect replacement as Smileymaster.

Well, his one solitary contribution has manufactured me smile far more so than all you lo'sers have achieved in a hamsters life; so far :search:
by Willy Nilly [miss]
Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:55 pm
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Re: Top Tips Topic

Scared of dentists? :terrified:

Then why not remove all your teeth with pliers, and never worry about them once more! :excited: