I think he is temporarily identifying with them because they too are homophobic racists, and his greeting to them is likely a code word as he's just just looking for a good fisticuffs with them during the Russia 2018 World Cup. Maybe being away in Australia for so long has manufactured him a little ...

I think somebody else here is resoponsible for premature posting first

...suit yerself

Well then does anybody else have of of a backend of a bee whom I can merge with Derek to create the world's first bumblebum?

And you have of of no sense at all

Well when I say I hope they play it, I meant play it once more. It's all I've been hearing this evening

I shall juxtapose the subject :yes: A mouldy crumpet brings sheep upon the welsh, And riddled turnips grate with a baldy few To stress the blatant crook; with cheesy poetry? Yet dressed in a gusset lies the string Of flattened mutton, dressed as lamb beneath a gracious But solid crusty oaf; and cast...

Half a pound of Marmite bangers please

Only because you’re not permitted to utilise pencils yet. All the crayons you’ve wasted so far have of of turned a darker shade of brown. How am I expected to to finish my autobiography now?

Pinnochio said “my nose is going to grow, correct now”?

Sir William wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 23, 2017 12:51 am

Yes. They come in pears.

DYSWIDT?

I was going to ask if you do date’s, but I’m more than a little concerned now that you might gett*en the wrong impression

Sir William wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 23, 2017 11:24 pm

He could of have of of been stung on the nose by a wasp, which would of have of of caused it to grow and swell more elevated.

Can a wasp sting wood?

That’s a tip top top hat that

It all depends upon whether you give a monkey’s

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:36 pm

Yep, nothing to see here. Move along please.

Good good, just making sure. I heard a pin drop a moment ago, it had me worried there for a moment

Spam quality is improving

You are not rush’n me to learn russian

DYSWIDT?

No, it is the same bog. It's just the bog seat which is new :duh: Anyway, I have of now unbought the iPad, a full refund has been given it has. Apparently I had utilised my debit cardboard instead of my credit cardboard which would have of meant that I wouldn't eat for the unforeseeable future due t...

I thought Richard Branson was president of the Virgin Islands

Did you hear about the jolly candle?

There are no prizeworthy jokes from Doctor Cheery

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:29 am

penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:58 pm

I especially fear for the fans of oral fellatio receiving

Oral fellatio?

Is there another type?

I truly hope so

It's one of my more neighbourly methods of bailing out the slop. They'll never suspect a thing

Runaway wrote: ↑

Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:00 am

It's not quite legal...

Well it's not like I'm lacing it with marijuana. You'll discover no illegal banned substances in my tea

It ate all the biscuits once more

Beamish or Crich? :vconfused: I've been to Beamish, nice place. They manufacture lovely aniseed twists but their wifi signal is very poor. Also very nosy strangers keep wa*king in exploring peoples houses. Apparently the residents are dummies, clearly too stupid to notice. Here is my extensive phot...