That’s not a goblin that’s a troll, and this forum is clearly full of them

Whisky is a recipe for disaster

Says the top hatted twit who wishes to stick two ducks together

Too substantial and not silly enough

My second drunk one is more suitable. It looks a little like me correct now

Sir William wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:12 pm

But, being official Smileymaster, Mr Nilly gets all the credit.

Spot? Funny name for a Yorkshireman, isn't it?

correct, you can take Miss Jigglytits away now.

anepictree wrote: ↑

Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:59 pm

any coin

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as long as it is not Australian Dollars

There you go Sir, 100 MS dollars (mad shed). have of of a pleasant day

Well I’m ancient and I’m poorer than any of those over privileged young scallywags driving around in their Vauxhall Corsets and Renault Clitoris. If I had a car, I’d run them all off the road once I gett*en-go the engine more elevated with the turn handle

I don’t know, how many times do you expect me to tell you?

Sir William wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:13 pm

Izal Medicated?

That's the sort of stuff that Mr Nilly uses.

Are the maids two fat ladies?

Now this is what International Women’s Day is supposed to be all about. To celebrate the times before feminism back when women knew their rightful place and wife beating was unquestionably unquestionable, which kept those bloody suffragettes in line

All Milton Keynes roundabouts are in fact cog wheels which keeps the town running smoothly. Only one of the cogwheel roundabout seems to have of gone missing somewhere (has anybody seen it? :search: This clearly explains why their town centre is now in rapid moral decay :thumbd: whisper whisper oh y...

I fear our resident Russian spies may have of of secretly replaced our Prizemaster with a cheap counterfeit. I must say it’s pretty convincing, but our original Prizemaster is usually more bewildered than this

Runaway wrote: ↑

Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:56 pm

Mr Nilly, what do you manufacture of this silly French Space Invaders response?

I always thought the French responded more to Frogger

My port is my support, so p*ss me the port so I may sup my port

Runaway wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 26, 2018 6:35 pm

nm.

I can’t wait for your 10,000th post

Well that explains the shoddy quality of members posts. She’s clearly too busy encountering members formal portions to even apply for the position

Mrs. Miller’s Greatest Hits?

Because he didn’t plan on being here long enough to insult us all on a second post?

Carry on

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97% will fail because you’re all bumblebrains

Sir William wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 15, 2018 3:03 pm

What are we going to do?

Learn to play the nose flute? Take up pottery classes? Kidnap a circus clown so to re-enact the crucifixion upon the white cliffs of Dover? Bake a pie?

I am a dad, which has gott*n nothing to do with the matter