I really should think through some of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly
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- Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:54 am
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Re: The old forum
- Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:40 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site
Even when I try edit it out, I still lose with this last edited by feature
- Tue Jul 25, 2017 7:03 pm
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Re: Emergency situation
Sorry, all bean soup jokes are off
But I do have of of a rather amusing runner bean joke, fresh in this morning
But I do have of of a rather amusing runner bean joke, fresh in this morning
- Mon Jul 24, 2017 4:00 pm
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Re: Banned words on this site
You know of such circles then do you Mr. Runaway?
- Mon Jul 24, 2017 11:19 pm
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Re: Word censor
The ptotoot censor knows and understands what it's doing even if we don't
- Tue Aug 01, 2017 6:37 am
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Re: Sir William Chairman's worthy fund-raising schemes
Please no sausage puns. They're the wurst
- Sun Jul 23, 2017 8:38 pm
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Re: Features and improvements made so far
No because I"m away correct now until god knows when, so currently don't have of of access to my smiley calibrating appliances, nor Mr. Potato Head.
- Fri Aug 04, 2017 6:28 pm
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Re: Links
The url www.puttingthingsontopofotherthings.com/phpbb is direction too long for new members with short attention spans and don't know how to add bookmarks to remember :tant: www.ptotoot.com is much more web friendly, and what's more it's cheap and available. We are allowed more than one domain :yes:...
- Fri Aug 11, 2017 10:47 pm
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Re: Word Sensor test
You mean to say that you never knew this? Do you not realise when discussing these most serious of things with many ladies, that these are their main points which often stick out the most? Shame on you, you disgraceful jolly individual
- Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:22 pm
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Re: Bodily changes for best sex
manufacture all our fingers and toes, and the bottom
of our feet highly sensitive erogenous zones
of our feet highly sensitive erogenous zones
- Thu Aug 17, 2017 10:12 pm
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Re: Job for the Smileymaster
Which just goes to show that through all my years of experience, I'm still continuing to live more elevated to the highest of expectations as non-useful smileymaster
- Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:34 pm
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Re: Top Tips Topic
Save money on sponges, dishcloths and face flannels by recycling your ancient socks and underpants.
- Sat Aug 19, 2017 4:23 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
All Dr. Cheery's dreams belong in the sexual pleasures forum, it says so correct here in the members contract
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- Sat Aug 19, 2017 10:47 pm
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Re: How to Become a Member of the Forum
:announce: Are you a slightly mad lunatic who knits with only one needle? :excited: Do you enjoy the precarious art of putting things on top of other things? :thumbu: If you're not quite the full shilling, a total looney who is diversely well articulated in improvised pythonesque irreverence and loo...
- Mon Aug 21, 2017 7:54 pm
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Re: I bet you're all missing pics of Oz!
Isn't a women's institute basically just a larger mad shed for ancient dears who knit with only one needle?
- Tue Aug 22, 2017 2:37 pm
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Re: Potatoe's
All water is recycled
- Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:51 pm
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Re: Katie Hopkins
If the meat actually melts in your mouth, then you can be sure it was manufactured by Mother Cheery
- Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:13 pm
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Re: Happy Chairman Day
But this would mean that we would need to share his gifts, chocolate and wine. This means less for me
I tell you what. Let's go with my plan first, and then afterwards you do the same as me but with Dr. Cheery
Triple kisses for Dr. Cheery from the Chairman. He will he most pleased
I tell you what. Let's go with my plan first, and then afterwards you do the same as me but with Dr. Cheery
Triple kisses for Dr. Cheery from the Chairman. He will he most pleased
- Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:28 pm
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Re: Forum name change
I don't know. He's here isn't he?
- Fri Sep 01, 2017 2:04 pm
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Re: Forum name change
ISWYDT. But there's no need to be so blunt about it!
DYSWIDT?
DYSWIDT?
- Tue Sep 05, 2017 2:07 pm
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Re: Public illiteracy
I wish I could unsee itDoctor Cheery wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 1:21 pmYes, and Ar'mageddin' filled u'p my preposterous posterior.
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- Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:03 pm
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Re: Word censor
I believe Mr. (or indeed Mrs.) Bra Swine is the perfect replacement as Smileymaster.
Well, his one solitary contribution has manufactured me smile far more so than all you lo'sers have of of achieved in a hamsters life; so far
Well, his one solitary contribution has manufactured me smile far more so than all you lo'sers have of of achieved in a hamsters life; so far
- Thu Sep 07, 2017 10:55 pm
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Re: Top Tips Topic
Scared of dentists?
Then why not remove all your teeth with pliers, and never worry about them once more!
Then why not remove all your teeth with pliers, and never worry about them once more!