Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 19, 2017 1:52 am

I think that's a yes. Womble would love to hear your rendition once more

I thought as much.

W'illy Nilly is too silly.

W'illy Nilly is a Silly Billy.

Methinks both of us have of of flawed plans.

Why don't we both just pick on Doc Cheery instead?

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 22, 2017 5:55 pm

You have of of to be slightly crackers to have of of aspirations for the most bothersome position of world leader in the first place

Are you saying our Chairman is crackers?

He could of have of of been stung on the nose by a wasp, which would of have of of caused it to grow and swell more elevated.

:clap: :clap: Congratulations on your new acquisition, Mr Nilly. It is indeed a splendid throne-piece. :bigthumbsup: :bigthumbsup: :rasp: Mr RunAway is being his usual supercillious self. There is nothing wrong with the orientation of the device, unlike the aforementioned gentleman, who has a fixati...

There's a simple rule to follow - just drop the "f".

To Australia.

Thats a very sinister T.V. aerial I see there. Looks like Russian spying gear to me..

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:56 pm

So why do we continue to label dark brown people as black, and label ourselves as white when really we are just a much lighter hue of brown?

I am pink.

Penis Nilly wrote: ↑

Wed Oct 18, 2017 4:11 pm

This was taken outside my front door two days ago

Tell the policeman and they will discover out who did it.

Now that's the kind of lateral thinking that I'd expect of an expert games player.
Well done Mr Nilly!

That’s exactly how the day should be spent.

I have of of great expectations of a drink very soon. Oliver Twist of lemon in it.

try searching for the poor on here and you'll discover results everywhere (especially since BREXIT)

Well, there is a clear dimensional incompatability.

By the direction (By the direction) it's not a reference to brain size - that would be a cheap joke and not suitable for a man of your intellect. (And yes I'm being serious).

Well, usually you would drink it.

Death might well be preferable to the toothache

I had to read that twice.

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:39 pm

PS: Where can I buy powdered water?

From the same chemist that Mr Nilly is shortly going to buy his headache pills from.