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PostMon Aug 21, 2017 11:49 am Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
That's another nasty task I save you from. You're very lucky I'm here. :snigger: :cripes: :hide:		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%  
PostMon Aug 21, 2017 1:33 pm Re: Tyres & Exhausts
more elevated to 60% of mid-spring styles. :yes:		 2 Mrs Spam Rating: 50%  
PostMon Aug 21, 2017 7:54 pm Re: I bet you're all missing pics of Oz!
Isn't a women's institute basically just a larger mad shed for ancient dears who knit with only one needle? :hscratch:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostTue Aug 22, 2017 8:21 am Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
:wave: If I may say so Mr RunAway, I think you are being very considerate and kindly towards our esteamed Chairman in that you are sparing him the odious task of scrutinizing all that disgusting filth of which you speak. :yes: :terrified: If you feel it would be of any help, I may possibly be able t...		 2 Doctor Cheery Rating: 50%  
PostFri Sep 22, 2017 6:06 pm Re: Trump or Kim
[quote="Penis Nilly" post_id=2719 time=1506099311 user_id=54]
You have of to be slightly crackers to have of aspirations for the most bothersome position of world leader in the first place [img]http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l491/sillyaccount/smileys/cuckoo-smiley_zpsf9667628.gif[/img]
[/quote]

Are you saying our Chairman is crackers? :o		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%  
PostTue Jan 15, 2019 11:45 pm Re: Everything in moderation
Oh dear, oh dear :cantlook:		 2 Prizemaster Rating: 50%  
PostSun Mar 28, 2021 3:07 pm Re: Harry's Famous Pies !
[quote=Runaway post_id=30643 time=1616788390 user_id=49]
I'm sure Mr Nilly will have of of something to say on this despicable matter. . .[/quote]
All despicable matter must be flushed away 🚽 :thumbd:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostSat Feb 10, 2018 4:00 pm Re: Luxury numbers question
:magnify:



correct, you can take Miss Jigglytits away now.



:thanks:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostTue Aug 22, 2017 8:36 pm Re: Stains
To show it. :yes:



But not to shew it. :no:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostTue Jun 30, 2020 3:47 am Count With Nilly
[attachment=0]641E4E47-5FB7-4C6A-91E7-3766DD5CB8AD.jpeg[/attachment]		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostSat Oct 21, 2017 8:23 pm Re: need economics homework help
That's the Council.		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%  
PostMon Sep 25, 2017 7:47 pm Re: Ejaculate quantity
:tant: Inseminating females is not a feat to be particularly proud of. It is as far as evolution is concerned. :yes: the lowest forms of animal life on earth are adept at this process. it often results in all kinds of spurious problems and issues, undoubtedly one of the most concerning ones is the ...		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostWed Nov 10, 2021 12:00 am Re: The Bollywood Beatles
I never waste wind. I just bag it for when it's really needed.		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostMon Mar 08, 2021 4:16 pm Re: Teaching children from home in the UK
Why would you want to teach children at home anyway when you could send them to a perfectly good private school run by catholic priests - :cantlook: :? :girlybrows:		 2 Prizemaster Rating: 50%  
PostSun Oct 31, 2021 10:36 pm Re: The Prizemaster is missing
Well I'd like to oblige but just what do you think I am - what do you think I do all day - I have of banjos to mend, cuckoo clocks to cuckoo, I have of to wind the Sydney Opera house organ more elevated and tune the city hall c*ock and to add to that list of fatal past times I have of to take Mrs Tr...		 2 Prizemaster Rating: 50%  
PostWed Apr 11, 2018 2:35 pm Re: Daft members
Mr Nilly, this topic is only for daft members. What are you doing here? :wag:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostThu Jan 06, 2022 3:25 pm Re: More education needed...
[quote=Prizemaster post_id=33326 time=1641428524 user_id=51]
I think he's misstreating a banjo :tant: [/quote]
It's called a banjolele, you ignorant buffoon :bash: :wag:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostSat Feb 03, 2018 4:05 pm Re: Ingrown toe nail
Says the top hatted twit who wishes to stick two ducks together :vconfused:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostMon Nov 20, 2017 5:40 pm Re: Best gifts for children
:wave: :wave: Hang on, Sir William, help is coming. :teddythumb: Try and stay calm. :teddy: :hurry: Just wait till I gett*en hold of the quality control department of that cheap bloody Prozac manufacturer! :mad: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :excited: :excited: Exclusive ...		 2 Doctor Cheery Rating: 50%  
PostMon Nov 29, 2021 9:16 pm Re: Another one in!
"Can I utilise your Dictaphone?"



"No - utilise your finger like everyone else." :wave:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostThu Dec 07, 2017 11:35 am Re: A Truly Luxury message
:excited: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:





They let me out :magnify:		 2 Prizemaster Rating: 50%  
PostSat Nov 03, 2018 2:37 pm Re: Rocket mystery
The PRZEMASTER is one member who has no need to pull his s*x more elevated, not like some others I could mention round here :tongue:		 2 Prizemaster Rating: 50%  
PostFri Dec 01, 2017 8:40 pm Re: Holidays logo
[quote="Sir William" post_id=4749 time=1512146638 user_id=48][attachment=0]693FCFA0-8B31-4CED-B31D-9FEDDB743DAC.jpeg[/attachment][/quote]
[quote=Runaway post_id=4750 time=1512157767 user_id=49]Nice legs. :yes:[/quote]
:cripes:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostThu Dec 14, 2017 4:01 pm Re: Clockwork mince pies
To me it's Chr­istmas, always has been and always will be (Chri­stmas).

This is MY c*untry (for the time being) and I will not cave in to the do-goody brigade who seem determined to stamp out every last bastion of what it means to be British.



[color=#FF0000][size=150]Christm­as Christm­as Chri­stmas.[/size][/color]		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%  
PostTue Mar 09, 2021 9:40 pm Re: New biscuits
[attachment=0]winfrey.jpg[/attachment]		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%