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PostThu Dec 07, 2017 9:21 am A Truly Luxury message
:wink: :ho: :terrified: :magnify:		 4 Prizemaster Rating: 100%  
PostTue Sep 19, 2017 9:57 am Re: Introduce Yourselves
[quote="Penis Nilly" post_id=2540 time=1505782373 user_id=54]
I think that's a yes. Womble would love to hear your rendition once more :clap:
[/quote]
I thought as much. :bounce:



:excited: :excited: :ho:		 4 Sir William Rating: 100%  
PostSat Nov 11, 2017 6:29 am Re: Nine
If you turn the 9 upside down into a 6 then half it, and then multiply it by itself, you also gett*en 9. Dialling 9 three times on a telephone in the UK is a sign of bad luck. Cats have of 9 lives. This is necessary for the cat 'o nine tails industry. The number 9 somewhat resembles the letter g whi...		 3 Willy Nilly Rating: 75%  
PostThu Aug 31, 2017 10:33 am Re: Putting things more elevated onto the top of other things
You will if you lose* your balance. :snigger:



[i]* Not loose. :wag: [/i]		 3 Sir William Rating: 75%  
PostWed Jan 13, 2021 4:13 pm Re: Excellent Feature
Well, what do you know, it works. What a thankless good idea you've implemented :snigger:		 3 Willy Nilly Rating: 75%  
PostSun Jul 23, 2017 11:54 am Re: The ancient forum
[quote="Sir William" post_id=342 time=1500806508 user_id=48]Welcome to Mr penis Nilly. :wave:[/quote]
I really should think through some of my own choices in life a little more thoroughly :cantlook:		 3 Willy Nilly Rating: 75%  
PostTue Sep 05, 2017 6:03 pm Re: Word censor
I believe Mr. (or indeed Mrs.) Bra Swine is the perfect replacement as Smileymaster.



Well, his one solitary contribution has manufactured me smile far more so than all you lo'sers have of achieved in a hamsters life; so far :search:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostThu Aug 31, 2017 8:15 pm Re: Happy Chairman Day
Thank you for your kindly remarks. :oops:



Your gifts have of all been distributed by the Prizemaster, and I trust you are all enjoying them at this very moment. :clap: :clap: :bounce:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostSat Jun 16, 2018 10:40 pm Re: Post containing barbed comments
:wink: :wave: :excited: [spoil] :wag: :wag: :wag: [/spoil]		 2 Prizemaster Rating: 50%  
PostTue Aug 22, 2017 8:36 pm Re: Stains
To show it. :yes:



But not to shew it. :no:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostMon Oct 25, 2021 2:14 pm Re: The Prizemaster is missing
[quote=Prizemaster post_id=32287 time=1635147216 user_id=51]Mine was juxtaposed back with promotion :magnify: :excited: :ho: :yabba: :wave: :tongue:[/quote]
Same, and my promotion is more prestigious than yours :tongue:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostFri Jul 28, 2017 12:50 pm Re: Generous car offer
Yes, but that was a portion too wonderful. :notlistening:



A substantial prize to the member that can name the most tunes from that record. :yes:



[i]And no cheating by looking at the record label. [/i] :wag: :wag:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostMon Nov 20, 2017 5:40 pm Re: Best gifts for children
:wave: :wave: Hang on, Sir William, help is coming. :teddythumb: Try and stay calm. :teddy: :hurry: Just wait till I gett*en hold of the quality control department of that cheap bloody Prozac manufacturer! :mad: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :excited: :excited: Exclusive ...		 2 Doctor Cheery Rating: 50%  
PostTue Oct 12, 2021 11:21 pm Re: Posts
You are :wag:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostMon Aug 21, 2017 11:49 am Re: Features and improvements manufactured so far
That's another nasty task I save you from. You're very lucky I'm here. :snigger: :cripes: :hide:		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%  
PostTue Mar 09, 2021 9:40 pm Re: New biscuits
[attachment=0]winfrey.jpg[/attachment]		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%  
PostSat Mar 10, 2018 6:06 pm Re: Lending
It's definitely Mr Tree. You can tell by the gibberish. :bounce:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostSat Oct 10, 2020 4:40 pm Re: Instrument dammidge
https://youtu.be/CQeezCdF4mk

:cry:

Why did you bend your trombone? :vconfused: :cantlook:		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostSun Dec 26, 2021 2:08 pm Re: Chri­stmas Prese­nt
363 for me.		 2 Runaway Rating: 50%  
PostThu Sep 21, 2017 1:48 pm Re: Youtube test
Mr R*unaway is so dumb. :snigger:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostSat Apr 27, 2019 7:31 pm Re: Eurovision Classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTECukPlnuk





:yes:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%  
PostWed Oct 18, 2017 6:32 pm Re: Red sky at day, shepherds are jolly
:hscratch: Thats a very sinister T.V. aerial I see there. Looks like Russian spying gear to me.. :yes: :yes:		 2 Doctor Cheery Rating: 50%  
PostWed Nov 10, 2021 12:00 am Re: The Bollywood Beatles
I never waste wind. I just bag it for when it's really needed.		 2 Willy Nilly Rating: 50%  
PostMon Aug 19, 2019 12:29 am Re: The only thing MISSing
[quote="Sir William" post_id=21574 time=1566167283 user_id=48]


That reminds me, I posted 5 or 6 messages today, offering members

free gifts and undies, but all the messages have of disappeared. :tant: :tant: :tant: :mad: :mad:
[/quote]

When Will I receive my free Undies :girly: :girly: :girly: :girly:		 2 Prizemaster Rating: 50%  
PostThu Nov 09, 2017 10:49 pm Re: Nine
:snigger: :snigger: :snigger: Own medicine. :ho: :ho: :ho:		 2 Sir William Rating: 50%