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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:07 pm

A portion of paper. :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:09 pm

No, my other item on which I have the time written is a portion of paper. This one is a pi­ece of paper.
Quite different, as you can see.

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:search:
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Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:10 pm

Sir William wrote:
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:hurry: :hurry: Let me explain, Sir W.
:terrified: :terrified: Mr RunAweay likes power, and the ability to cheat the "grammar corrector" (transparently ,because he has access to the controlling software) gives him a sense of superiority, which he greatly enjoys. :yes: :yes:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:16 pm

:o :o :mad:

The grammar corrector is there for essential purposes, and has taken me years to perfect. :wag:

How does he expect our American friends to understand the site if he posts the wrong words? :hurry: :stop:

This is totally unacceptable. What a disgraceful member. :bash: :bash: :tant:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:18 pm

Doctor Cheery is wrong. I do not like power. I've had more than enough of it in my life and now I'm perfectly happy to sit back and watch everybody do things wrong - they don't need MY help for that. :bounce:

Erm... American friends? I didn't know we had any. Perhaps I've been blocking the wrong continent... :oops:

P.S. I don't need access to any software, Doctor Cheery, to circumvent anything. The capability is in unembellished sight. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:20 pm

Dr C*heery knows what he is talking about. :wag: :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:22 pm

Sir William wrote:
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This is totally unacceptable. What a disgraceful member. :bash: :bash: :tant:
Agreed. Doctor Cheery should be ashamed. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:31 pm

We are all ashamed.

Ashamed of YOU. :wag: :wag: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:33 pm

Are you listening, Doc? :wag: :wag: :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:09 pm

Dr Cheer*y is a satisfactory member. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:31 pm

:teddy: :teddy: Apologies all round, especially to Mr RunAway, who, in spite of his shady dealings with Reliant Vans, is an absolute gem, and a major pillock of this unique and (very) curiøus community. :sorry:
:worried: :worried: I was underneath the influence of Maria Callas at the time... :oh heck:

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Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 10:03 pm

Doctor Cheery wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:31 pm
I was underneath the influence of Maria Callas at the time... :oh heck:
Dilute it with tonic water next time. :snigger:

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Post by anepictree » Sat Jan 27, 2018 7:24 pm

When your slot gets infected you need to gett*en a Doctor to Lance a slot :cantlook:

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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 27, 2018 7:26 pm

And which cheese do you utilise to hide a horse?

Mascarpone! :hide:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:31 pm

Is it Red Leicester? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:52 pm

:duh:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:37 pm

:hscratch:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 27, 2018 10:39 pm

Why don't you email Mr Notlob and ask him to come back?

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 28, 2018 12:46 pm

There's no need. :no:

Mr Notlob is a clairvoyant and knows all. :yes:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 28, 2018 1:05 pm

His power doesn't always w**k then.

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 28, 2018 2:09 pm

:hscratch: :search:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by anepictree » Tue Feb 13, 2018 10:00 am

Mr RunAway is a one armed bandit (with two arms) :silence:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:50 am

:o :hscratch: :search:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by anepictree » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:49 pm

Well at least he had two arms the last time, he doesn't seem so sure now :search:

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