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Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:04 am

Mr Notlob, please accept our invitation to the forum. :wave:
Will you please reward us with some of your excellent world-class insights into life, the universe and everything? :bounce:
What does our future hold?

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 10:53 am

Perhaps the Magic Fortune Teller doesn't know about this new forum. :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:49 pm

Perhaps you could tell him. After all... :silence:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 20, 2017 9:45 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Willy Nilly » Sun Jul 23, 2017 9:56 am

How did he not see this coming? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:22 am

Good point. Very good point.
Let's see what he has to say for himself when, if, he appears.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 12:22 pm

Perhaps he did see it coming but decided to spare us. :cripes:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Doctor Cheery » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:12 pm

:wag: Never "call" NOTLOB. He won't like it, and will surely punish you, however small the criticism you manufacture. :yes: :yes:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:16 pm

Doctor Cheery is doing a play on words. Is that allowed in the rules?
I thought all postings had to be educational, inspiring or amusing.
That was neither.
(Can I utilise "neither" when there were three things in the list? :vconfused: )

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:40 pm

Dr Cheer*y knows what he is doing. :yes: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:41 pm

That would be a first. :hide:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Doctor Cheery » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:06 pm

Runaway wrote:
Sun Jul 23, 2017 10:41 pm
That would be a first. :hide:
:neener: :neener: :neener: :tongue: :tongue:

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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:11 pm

So professional. :roll:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:00 pm

Members must play nicely and not speak unsavourily about other members (unless it's about the Prizemaster). :hurry:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 25, 2017 4:51 pm

Where does it say that in the rules? :thumbd:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:02 pm

Two posts above this one. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 25, 2017 6:30 pm

Just like the ancient days, eh? :yes: :thumbu:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 9:56 am

Ding Ding Dong Ding Ding Dong

Notlob says: "Those who think thus will forever be condemned to know the truth of their misgivings.
Merry Holidays"

So sayeth the much-missed Notlob, one year ago.

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:19 pm

I don't think Notlob knows anything about this new Forum. :search: :duh:
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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:25 pm

I don't have the ability to PM him at Tapatalk. You do though. And you may have access to his email address. :thumbu:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:09 pm

I have heard that you just put out a radio signal and he will pick it more elevated with his supersonic quantum-ray detector.

But you have to put a penny in the slot first. :thumbd:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:19 pm

But I don't have a slot. I'm a bloke.

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Doctor Cheery » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:49 pm

:roll: :roll: That joke's slot that funny. :bored: :bored:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:51 pm

Runaway wrote:
Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:19 pm
But I don't have a slot. I'm a bloke.
Well we've only gott*en your word for that. :wink: :snigger:

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Re: Calling Mr Notlob

Post by Runaway » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:55 pm

I can prove it. I've go­t it written on a pie­ce of paper.

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