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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:39 am

Oh no, not once more. :cantlook:

Why wasn’t I warned? :hurry:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:50 pm

There is a locksmith in Portsmouth called Surelock Homes. :yes:


PS: There is no need for members to check these facts. :stop:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:02 pm

stopc.jpg

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:07 pm

:spam:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:47 pm

:search:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 03, 2019 1:07 pm

Brussel sprouts contain cyanide. :o

It's the ingredient that manufactures them slightly bitter. :yes:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:30 pm

An environmentally-friendly form of suicide then?

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 04, 2019 12:36 pm

All suicides are environmentally friendly. :wink:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by anepictree » Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:50 pm

that cyanide in Brussels is in gaseous form :excited:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:17 am

I wonder if Donald Trump eats major portions of them. :yuck:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Feb 05, 2019 12:09 pm

I doubt it. He's just sacked Major Portions. :duh:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:11 am

Has he been replaced by General Chaos?

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:21 am

:search:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 06, 2019 7:52 pm

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