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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri May 31, 2019 8:03 pm

I'm not surprised. All the snow is on the ground.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 07, 2019 11:02 pm

Did you realise that, if I double the radius of a square, it also doubles the width of the diagonal on the apex of the perimeter. :yes: :yes:

Now I have discovered this unknown fact, I am going to do this more often. :bounce:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Jul 08, 2019 2:09 pm

That will all juxtapose when we leave the EU.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:48 pm

What manufactures you think we're leaving the EU? :wink:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:01 am

Boris said. And Nigel.

What could possibly go wrong? :cripes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:40 am

:cantlook: :cantlook:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:33 pm

Have faith. It will all fall apart be fine. :thumbu:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 09, 2019 10:44 pm

Boris has just been on the telly, saying what a good Prime Minister he is going to be. :yes: :excited: :excited: :clap: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 09, 2019 11:12 pm

It must be so then. Especially since the "other one" has said that if he becomes PM he will probably bring back fox hunting. :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd: :thumbd:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 10, 2019 9:38 am

Yes - It's more important than Brexit. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:47 pm

Clearly. Hunt has no intention of taking us out. That's obvious. Somehow he will be forced to allow the public another vote, and this time the result will be to stay in (even if it has to be "adjusted"), and this time for ever. Problem solved.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 10, 2019 1:55 pm

:tant: :tant: :bash:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 10, 2019 10:52 pm

Surely you, in your advanced years, must know by now how the world works...

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:11 pm

I thought there was a spring within it. :hscratch: :search:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Jul 10, 2019 11:14 pm

Theirs no hope. :cantlook:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:07 pm

Two springs perhaps? :search:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:18 pm

Yes that's it, two springs. Quite correct. :cantlook:

Now it's time for your cocoa. You like your cocoa don't you. Come along then, and manufacture sure you put your slippers on.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 11, 2019 10:57 pm

I like hydraulic pistons as well. :yes: :yes: :excited:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 11, 2019 11:54 pm

Nurse! He’s out of bed once more! :o

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 12, 2019 11:20 am

:hscratch:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 16, 2019 12:37 am

Guess where Australia is? Answer: Oceania.
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And in the Outback, that figure becomes a 1.

Enjoy your traffic jams! :yes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Tue Jul 16, 2019 11:27 am

China and India - only 45? :hscratch:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:12 pm

I don't know. Ask Tom. Or his brother.

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:05 pm

Oysters can juxtapose their sex more elevated to 4 times a year. :yes: :clap:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:16 pm

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Not even the Prizemaster? :o

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