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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri Feb 21, 2020 2:25 pm

Did you weirdo members know that Nelson's ship (HMS Victory) has never been decommissioned and is still an active warship. :yes:

The Navy could still launch it again to whack the Argies. :bounce: :excited:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri Feb 21, 2020 7:35 pm

Please point it at the French. They deserve it much more. :yes:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:49 pm

Nelson already gave it to them once (and probably twice). :clap: :clap:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Feb 22, 2020 12:50 pm

Did you know that, when the Victory was built, it was immediately put into storage because it wasn't needed. :o

This is what you call 'Forward Planning'. :clap:

And did you know also that the Victory weighed more than the Titanic, due to all those cannonballs on bored? :yes: In fact each cannonball weighed twice as much as the Titanic (because they were quite burdensome). :o
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 23, 2020 5:11 am

Isn’t it amazing the things we don’t know! :cantlook:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sun Feb 23, 2020 9:45 am

Fortunately, I am here to educate dumb members. :yes: :thumbu:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:48 pm

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:28 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap:

And it's about time too. :wag:
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