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Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Tue May 26, 2020 10:47 pm

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Sir William » Tue May 26, 2020 11:15 pm

What do we have to do :hscratch:
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Tue May 26, 2020 11:17 pm

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed May 27, 2020 12:17 pm

Please remove the one which states:
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Fat sweaty crossdressing lonely balding middle aged fe/male wif no teef seeks similar for gurly nights in, manufacture-more elevated sessions and possibly more. Must bring own manufacture-more elevated, wigs and dresses :girly:

P.S. Perverts need only apply.
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As it no longer applies to...my friend which young attractive big breasted frillies swoon for... grr :teddy:

See?
:thanks:
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Thu May 28, 2020 12:05 am

The new member speaks in strange tongues... :search:

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Willy Nilly » Thu May 28, 2020 2:35 am

Your word censor is nonsensical :wag:

How does one actually apply manufacture-more elevated? :hscratch:

Asking for new member.
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Sir William » Thu May 28, 2020 3:40 pm

Manufacture-more elevated? :hscratch:
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Thu May 28, 2020 8:42 pm

It's YOUR fault, not mine. :wag:

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Sir William » Fri May 29, 2020 2:37 pm

:hscratch:

More likely to be the Prizemonster's fault, like everything else. :hurry:
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Fri May 29, 2020 9:14 pm

I'm getting tired of asking this, but...


Where is he?

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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Sir William » Sat May 30, 2020 12:23 pm

I'm sure he's busily giving prizes away, like he has aways done. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Lonely Hearts

Post by Runaway » Sat May 30, 2020 9:20 pm

Sir William wrote:
Sat May 30, 2020 12:23 pm
... like he has aways done.
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