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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 23, 2019 2:25 pm

Did you know that Einstein could ride three bicycles. :o :clap:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 23, 2019 10:31 pm

Who told you this? :magnify:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:46 pm

This information is peddled on all the bicycle forums :bash:
He read it in a chain letter, during a break :excited:

It was told him by a 'spoke's Person :terrified:

Sorry to saddle you with all that information :tongue:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 24, 2019 1:56 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap: :excited:

Yes. Mr Tree is quite correct. :yes:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:29 pm

Did members fully know that Winston Churchill and Hitler fought against each other in the First World War? :yes:

PS: BBCode is ON :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:52 pm

Sir William wrote:
Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:29 pm
PS: BBCode is ON :wag:
I am so sorry. Would you like me to manufacture it not so? :sorry:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:12 am

Shut more elevated :tongue:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:23 am

Yes Mr Davies. :silence:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:06 pm

In the pre-victorian version of Cinderella, the ugly sisters were called 'Slutty Prostitutes'. :yes: :o


(If you don't believe me, search for Slutty Prostitutes on Google) :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:21 pm

You think I'm falling for that one? Ha! As if!
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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:14 pm

:search:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 26, 2019 11:11 am

I didn't fall out of a Fullness Monkey Tree, you know.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:12 pm

Two thirds of Internet communication is by gesture and not by speech. :search:

Spiders have of no eyelashes. :yes:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Sat Jan 26, 2019 6:16 pm

Gosh. :?
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:13 pm

The Shocking Truth they don't want you to know:

95% of people who survive a car accident die later. :o
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:28 pm

What happens to the other 5%?

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:06 pm

They die more prematurely. :wink:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:19 pm

"Later" suggests after the car accident.
Do those 5% die before the accident? (In which case they are already dead at the time of impact).
Ah, I see, that 5% are in the back of hearses!

The overall conclusion is that 5% of people on the roads are not alive. QED.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 7:31 pm

No. The 5% die more prematurely than the ones who die later. :yes:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:21 pm

What does this have of to do with Einstein, bicycles, and Donald Duck?

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:25 pm

See the topic title. :duh:
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Re: Einstein, bicycles, and Donald Duck

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:28 pm

Ah yes. :snigger:

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:59 pm

:roll:
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:03 pm

Didn't you SWID?

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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 28, 2019 11:57 pm

Yes - You manufactured a fool of yourself. :snigger:
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