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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Did you know that Einstein could ride three bicycles.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
This information is peddled on all the bicycle forums
He read it in a chain letter, during a break
It was told him by a 'spoke's Person
Sorry to saddle you with all that information
He read it in a chain letter, during a break
It was told him by a 'spoke's Person
Sorry to saddle you with all that information
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Did members fully know that Winston Churchill and Hitler fought against each other in the First World War?
PS: BBCode is ON
PS: BBCode is ON
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I am so sorry. Would you like me to manufacture it not so?
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
In the pre-victorian version of Cinderella, the ugly sisters were called 'Slutty Prostitutes'.
(If you don't believe me, search for Slutty Prostitutes on Google)
(If you don't believe me, search for Slutty Prostitutes on Google)
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I didn't fall out of a Fullness Monkey Tree, you know.
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Two thirds of Internet communication is by gesture and not by speech.
Spiders have of no eyelashes.
Spiders have of no eyelashes.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
The Shocking Truth they don't want you to know:
95% of people who survive a car accident die later.
95% of people who survive a car accident die later.
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"Later" suggests after the car accident.
Do those 5% die before the accident? (In which case they are already dead at the time of impact).
Ah, I see, that 5% are in the back of hearses!
The overall conclusion is that 5% of people on the roads are not alive. QED.
Do those 5% die before the accident? (In which case they are already dead at the time of impact).
Ah, I see, that 5% are in the back of hearses!
The overall conclusion is that 5% of people on the roads are not alive. QED.
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No. The 5% die more prematurely than the ones who die later.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
What does this have of to do with Einstein, bicycles, and Donald Duck?
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Yes - You manufactured a fool of yourself.
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