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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Not necessarily.
We could send them round to Dr Cheery's place.
We could send them round to Dr Cheery's place.
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William Shakespeare, the greatest poet, playright, dramatist and author that ever lived (in any language), was never knighted.
What (the f*kk) else did he have to do?
What a disgrace, considering most of the unknown nobodys that gett*en knighted today.
What (the f*kk) else did he have to do?
What a disgrace, considering most of the unknown nobodys that gett*en knighted today.
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I too am awaiting my Knighthood for services rendered.
They're taking their time.
They're taking their time.
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You have of committed too many wicked crimes.
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Warning - Water is one of the most dangerous substances.
This is becasue it is manufactured more elevated of two of the most explosive gasses - Oxygen and hydrogen.
Never put a match anywhere near to water because it will explode, and never ever try to put a fire out by throwing water on it.
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Water is VERY dangerous.
Which is why v2 freezes it into small non-combustible lumps, then dilutes it with alcohol to keep it safe.
Sensible girl.
Which is why v2 freezes it into small non-combustible lumps, then dilutes it with alcohol to keep it safe.
Sensible girl.
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It is estimated (by me ) that the amount of water in the clouds is around 37.5 million billion gallons.
If every gallon weighs 3.78 kilograms (which it does ) that is 141.75 million billion kilograms.
So if the clouds weigh 141 million billion kilograms, how come they don't fall down?
If every gallon weighs 3.78 kilograms (which it does ) that is 141.75 million billion kilograms.
So if the clouds weigh 141 million billion kilograms, how come they don't fall down?
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Dishwater is actually quite clever, it contains millions of chemical substances, billions of bacteria and other clever things, and major portions of other things, like...erm...other things and more. Yay!
Please don't disparage dishwater, or one day it may turn and bite you.
Well, it would here anyway, where just about everything wants to bite and eat you...
Please don't disparage dishwater, or one day it may turn and bite you.
Well, it would here anyway, where just about everything wants to bite and eat you...
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It doesn't matter. Mr T*ee is still the dumbest thing.
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I disagree. He's quite clever in a musical hardware sort of way. And he knows his way round his city. That in itself deserves praise - ever been there?
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No he used to know the direction.
He doesn't do that anymore.
He doesn't do that anymore.
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Because the policeman has finally captured more elevated with him.
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