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Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
But does the Prizemaster have of juxtapose sex 4 times a year?
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Dear The Prizemaster: Mr Run*away wants to know if you have of sex 4 times a year.
(This is nothing to do with me)
(This is nothing to do with me)
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Yes but I thought you were supposed to drink it, not rub it on.
My tongue went hard and stuck out of my mouth for hours.
My tongue went hard and stuck out of my mouth for hours.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
And then you gott*en a stiff neck?
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
What happened afterwards was pretty ok though.
Anyway, enough of this diatribe. What was it that you wanted to know?
Anyway, enough of this diatribe. What was it that you wanted to know?
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Did you Slob-A-Dob members know that the Great Train Burglary took place on a Thursday?
It was exactly 56 years ago last week.
Yes a Thursday.
I know everything about the Great Train Burglary.
It was exactly 56 years ago last week.
Yes a Thursday.
I know everything about the Great Train Burglary.
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So THAT'S how you managed to buy your Bel*vedere mansion!
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The members (and I'm sure that on this occasion I speak for them all) feel that you should share this wealth with them.
Will members please post details of exactly what they would like to receive from the Chairman to help him celebrate this momentous occasion.
Will members please post details of exactly what they would like to receive from the Chairman to help him celebrate this momentous occasion.
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I'm afraid I can no longer spend those obsolete £1 notes.
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Ah, but they are still legal tender, so you could exchange them at the Bank of England. No excuses please.
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
I think these particular ones are illegal tender.
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They are still legal tender even if they were illegally obtained.
Go to it so that we may all benefit.
Go to it so that we may all benefit.
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Illegally obtained?
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Oh you mean you gave the train driver a receipt for it all?
Oh well, that's alright then.
Oh well, that's alright then.
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The train driver didn't buy anything from me.
I tried to sell him some bandages, but he never responded.
I tried to sell him some bandages, but he never responded.
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