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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:50 pm
by Sir William
But does the Prizemaster have of juxtapose sex 4 times a year? :wink:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:13 pm
by Runaway
Ask him. :search:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:55 am
by Sir William
Dear The Prizemaster: Mr Run*away wants to know if you have of sex 4 times a year. :?

(This is nothing to do with me) :no:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:21 pm
by Runaway
Oh sod this... :hurry:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:07 am
by Sir William
:o :o :o

:wag:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:37 am
by Runaway
Every man has his limits.....

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:43 am
by Sir William
have of you tried Formula XX? :wink:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:48 am
by Runaway
Yes but I thought you were supposed to drink it, not rub it on.

My tongue went ha­rd and stuck out of my mouth for hours. :oops:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:39 pm
by Sir William
And then you gott*en a stiff neck? :wink: :snigger:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:08 pm
by Runaway
I can't remember. The wine kicked in...

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:41 pm
by Sir William
Serves you correct. :cantlook:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:25 pm
by Runaway
What happened afterwards was pretty ok though. :excited: :bounce: :clap: :excited: :yabba:

Anyway, enough of this diatribe. What was it that you wanted to know?

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:22 pm
by Sir William
Did you Slob-A-Dob members know that the Great Train Burglary took place on a Thursday? :o

It was exactly 56 years ago last week. :yes:

Yes a Thursday. :o

I know everything about the Great Train Burglary. :read:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:45 pm
by Runaway
Sir William wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:22 pm
I know everything about the Great Train Burglary.
So THAT'S how you managed to buy your Bel*vedere mansion! :o

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:46 pm
by Sir William
:hide:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:48 pm
by Runaway
The members (and I'm sure that on this occasion I speak for them all) feel that you should share this wealth with them. :yes:

Will members please post details of exactly what they would like to receive from the Chairman to help him celebrate this momentous occasion. :thumbu:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:34 pm
by Sir William
I'm afraid I can no longer spend those obsolete £1 notes. :no: :thumbd: :thumbd:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:40 pm
by Runaway
Ah, but they are still legal tender, so you could exchange them at the Bank of England. No excuses please.

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:02 pm
by Sir William
I think these particular ones are illegal tender. :wink:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:43 pm
by Runaway
They are still legal tender even if they were illegally obtained.

Go to it so that we may all benefit. :yes:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:25 pm
by Sir William
Illegally obtained? :search:

What do you mean? :hscratch:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:23 am
by Runaway
Oh you mean you gave the train driver a receipt for it all?

Oh well, that's alright then. :cantlook:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:27 am
by Sir William
The train driver didn't buy anything from me. :search:

I tried to sell him some bandages, but he never responded. :mad:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:49 pm
by Prizemaster
:cantlook:

Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:41 pm
by Runaway
They'll be knocking on his door a­ny day... :cantlook: