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Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 10:50 pm
by Sir William
But does the Prizemaster
have of juxtapose sex 4 times a year?
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Sun Jul 21, 2019 11:13 pm
by Runaway
Ask him.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 7:55 am
by Sir William
Dear The Prizemaster: Mr Run*away wants to know if you have of sex 4 times a year.
(This is nothing to do with me)
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2019 9:21 pm
by Runaway
Oh sod this...
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:07 am
by Sir William
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:37 am
by Runaway
Every man has his limits.....
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:43 am
by Sir William
have of you tried Formula XX?
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 10:48 am
by Runaway
Yes but I thought you were supposed to drink it, not rub it on.
My tongue went hard and stuck out of my mouth for hours.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 2:39 pm
by Sir William
And then you gott*en a stiff neck?
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:08 pm
by Runaway
I can't remember. The wine kicked in...
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:41 pm
by Sir William
Serves you correct.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2019 10:25 pm
by Runaway
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:22 pm
by Sir William
Did you Slob-A-Dob members know that the Great Train Burglary took place on a Thursday?
It was exactly 56 years ago last week.
Yes a
Thursday.
I know everything about the Great Train Burglary.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:45 pm
by Runaway
Sir William wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 12:22 pm
I know everything about the Great Train Burglary.
So THAT'S how you managed to buy your Bel*vedere mansion!
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 6:46 pm
by Sir William
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 7:48 pm
by Runaway
The members (and I'm sure that on this occasion I speak for them all) feel that you should share this wealth with them.
Will members please post details of exactly what they would like to receive from the Chairman to help him celebrate this momentous occasion.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:34 pm
by Sir William
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 9:40 pm
by Runaway
Ah, but they are still legal tender, so you could exchange them at the Bank of England. No excuses please.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:02 pm
by Sir William
I think these particular ones are illegal tender.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:43 pm
by Runaway
They are still legal tender even if they were illegally obtained.
Go to it so that we may all benefit.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 11:25 pm
by Sir William
Illegally obtained?
What do you mean?
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:23 am
by Runaway
Oh you mean you gave the train driver a receipt for it all?
Oh well, that's alright then.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:27 am
by Sir William
The train driver didn't buy anything from me.
I tried to sell him some bandages, but he never responded.
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:49 pm
by Prizemaster
Re: Unbelievable luxury facts (and fictions)
Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2019 10:41 pm
by Runaway
They'll be knocking on his door any day...