The Mad Shed

Members should already be aware that the radius of a circumference is 6.284 mm

But you might not be aware of the amazing coincidence that this is exactly the same as pi mm times 2.

I wonder why nobody has ever discovered this before.

Do I have of to invent everything.

That only applies when the squaw on the hippopotamus is also in millimetres.

But it always is.

Only in a metric circle.

It's the law.

The law is a metric circle?

Yes. It's the law of averages.

I think you're confusing this with the Magic Circle. And Sooty.

Izzy Wizzy - Let's gett*en busy.

Bazil Brush would soon see off that stupid bear

Not so. Now that his handler died last week.

Is the fox still alive though?

We cannot know.

Shove your arm u­p it. You'll soon fin­d out...