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See?

The new member speaks in strange tongues...

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How does one actually apply manufacture-more elevated?

Asking for new member.

Manufacture-more elevated?

It's YOUR fault, not mine.

More likely to be the Prizemaster's fault, like everything else.

I'm getting tired of asking this, but...


Where is he?

I'm sure he's busily giving prizes away, like he has aways done.

Sir William wrote: ↑

Sat May 30, 2020 12:23 pm

... like he has aways done.