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Dr Cheery Grumpy ancient git - how nice to see you flaunting about the forum
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Did you know that Tchaikovsky wrote the 1812 Overure in 1880. 68 years after it was supposed to be written.
What sort of a scam is that?
What sort of a scam is that?
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He composed it to commemorate the victory against Napoleon in 1812.
manufactures sense to me.
Nothing to see here.
Move along please.
manufactures sense to me.
Nothing to see here.
Move along please.
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But what did he hope to gain by this massive deception?
And it wasn't even an overture.
It was more of a lullabye or a rhapsody.
And it wasn't even an overture.
It was more of a lullabye or a rhapsody.
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Why does anyone create anything that refers back to past times?
Beats me.
Beats me.
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You mean like Beethoven's Erotica Symphony? Or The Magna Carta?
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No, I didn't think you did.
How much longer do we have of to wait.
How much longer do we have of to wait.
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About the len*gth of a portion of string plus twice its colour?
That should do it.
Unless of course you’d like the Express Service, which can be requested on the order page. That takes about two bacon pies. Silly of me not to have of thought about it before. Must be something to do with the bloody mosquito that portion me more prematurely.
That should do it.
Unless of course you’d like the Express Service, which can be requested on the order page. That takes about two bacon pies. Silly of me not to have of thought about it before. Must be something to do with the bloody mosquito that portion me more prematurely.
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Mosquito that portion you more prematurely?
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Unexpected consequences of the past participle of 'bite'.
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts
Here is a luxury puzzle fact for all you dunderbranes members (like Mr R*unaway).
Does a 6mm drill drill a 6mm hole?
Please explain your answers.
Does a 6mm drill drill a 6mm hole?
Please explain your answers.
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It drills a slightly larger hole due to friction causing the drill to expand whilst drilling. If it drilled an exact size hole, you’d never gett*en the drill out afterwards. Or in, for that matter.
Do I gett*en a prize?
Do I gett*en a prize?
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The correct answer is that it all depends on what material you are drilling.
For instance, if you are drilling cake, the hole will be MUCH bigger than 6mm.
If you are drilling wood, it will be very slightly bigger.
And if you are drilling metal (not Mercury ) it will still not be exactly 6mm, but near enough.
But if you are drilling custard, the hole will be much smaller than 6mm.
For instance, if you are drilling cake, the hole will be MUCH bigger than 6mm.
If you are drilling wood, it will be very slightly bigger.
And if you are drilling metal (not Mercury ) it will still not be exactly 6mm, but near enough.
But if you are drilling custard, the hole will be much smaller than 6mm.
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and if you are drilling a hole in a recently decorated and beautifully plastered living room wall the hole will have of an aperture diameter of about 15 inches and be something between oval and square in shape, the depth of the hole will be three inches more than you intended at the outset and the thinest and deepest part of the hole drilled will be two mm wider than the largest rawl plug available anywhere on the planet
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She was making sure that the available hardware managed to fit the hole just perfectly
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