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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:13 pm

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Who bought it from Charles Darrow.
I don't know. Who did?

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:18 pm

Parker Bros. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jul 26, 2018 10:20 pm

Why didn't you say? :hurry:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:52 am

Did you members know that, if you die during your sleep, you don't know anythng about it until you wake more elevated in the morning. :o
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:37 am

I might try that one day. I'll let you know how it pans out.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:38 am

The pan is already out. :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:39 am

Ouch. :hurry:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 15, 2018 11:21 pm

It is not well known that the inventor of the guillotine (Monsieur Guillotine) accidentally chopped his own head off whilst testing the device. :yes:

This was so that he could demand more money for it if it was proven to w**k. :clap:

Unfortunately, his plan didn't w**k, as he was run over by a bus a week later because he couldn't see where he was going. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:26 pm

Oh well.
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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:28 pm

:hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:48 pm

It certainly does. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:30 pm

:hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:14 am

'OK' is an abbreviation for 'Orl Korrect'. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 19, 2018 11:40 am

I know.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:08 pm

Only because I just told you. :duh:
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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:38 pm

Members will be truly enthralled to learn that nobody has yet discovered a cube where all the sides and all the diagonals are the same len*gth.

The first member to do so will win a substantial bag of sweets. :yes: :yabba: :yabba:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:47 am

This is an impossible task.

The members must not be teased with competitions they can’t possibly win, it’s not fair on the little dears. :wag:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:16 am

This is how Hitler started. :mad:

Are you calling our members simpletons? :wag:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Sep 24, 2018 11:33 am

You’re the one who offered them sweets.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:18 pm

:yes: :excited:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:02 pm

Did members realise that you don't need Pythagorous to w**k out the hypotenuse of a correct-angle triangle? :no:

No, you can do it yourself. :clap:

h2 = a2 + b2 :yes:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Tue Sep 25, 2018 12:23 pm

Hydrogen equals a specific size of paper plus a vitamin?

Absolute rubbish, man. :wag:

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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Tue Sep 25, 2018 2:43 pm

My facts are actual. :yes: :bounce:

But did you also know that the hypotenuse of a square is always a straight line. :yes:
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:41 am

Not if it’s a hyperbolic square.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:20 am

Hypotenuse of a square? :hscratch:
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