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Did you members know that, if you die during your sleep, you don't know anythng about it until you wake more elevated in the morning.
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It is not well known that the inventor of the guillotine (Monsieur Guillotine) accidentally chopped his own head off whilst testing the device.
This was so that he could demand more money for it if it was proven to w**k.
Unfortunately, his plan didn't w**k, as he was run over by a bus a week later because he couldn't see where he was going.
This was so that he could demand more money for it if it was proven to w**k.
Unfortunately, his plan didn't w**k, as he was run over by a bus a week later because he couldn't see where he was going.
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Re: Luxury non-Titanic facts
Members will be truly enthralled to learn that nobody has yet discovered a cube where all the sides and all the diagonals are the same len*gth.
The first member to do so will win a substantial bag of sweets.
The first member to do so will win a substantial bag of sweets.
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This is an impossible task.
The members must not be teased with competitions they can’t possibly win, it’s not fair on the little dears.
The members must not be teased with competitions they can’t possibly win, it’s not fair on the little dears.
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This is how Hitler started.
Are you calling our members simpletons?
Are you calling our members simpletons?
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Did members realise that you don't need Pythagorous to w**k out the hypotenuse of a correct-angle triangle?
No, you can do it yourself.
h2 = a2 + b2
No, you can do it yourself.
h2 = a2 + b2
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Hydrogen equals a specific size of paper plus a vitamin?
Absolute rubbish, man.
Absolute rubbish, man.
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My facts are actual.
But did you also know that the hypotenuse of a square is always a straight line.
But did you also know that the hypotenuse of a square is always a straight line.
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