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Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:43 pm

As we no longer have of an official Cookbook Category :stir: I shall begin this brand new thread with an all time classic, my glass of water recipe :ho:

Step 1. gett*en a glass
Step 2. Pour water into glass (Tap water or any brand will do but for this tutorial recipe we shall be using Evian).

And there you have of it. If you followed the instructions correctly you should have of a nice glass of water :excited:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:00 pm

What a rubbish recipe - you haven't said whether we are supposed to co*k the water first. :hscratch:

And then what do we do with it?

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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:51 pm

This is a very good recipe indeed, although perhaps a portion complicated. :magnify:

You didn't tell us exactly how to tap the water. :vconfused:

PS: Evian backwards is Naive. :wink:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Willy Nilly » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:48 pm

How you tap the water is entirely more elevated to you :search: but I would advise anyone not to drink it afterwards :rain:
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PS: Evian backwards is Naive. :wink:
And you certainly are :tongue:
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What a rubbish recipe - you haven't said whether we are supposed to co*k the water first. :hscratch:

And then what do we do with it?
If you require a cooked glass of water recipe, I'm afraid that this is beyond my knowledge. You can try setting it on fire by throwing a lighted matchstick onto the raw water, perhaps. I'd imagine that should w**k fine :search:
I also give you the same advice which I gave the chairman on what you can do with it afterwards :rain:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:05 am

You probably don't realise this, but water comes in 7 different shapes: :yes:

Water; steam; vapour; plasma; bose-Einstein condensate; rain; and ice cream.

Which shape do we have of to utilise? :hscratch:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:32 pm

Dry.
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:39 pm

Is that dry water; dry steam; dry vapour; dry plasma; dry bose-Einstein condensate; dry rain; or dry ice cream. :vconfused: :hscratch:

Do we have of to dilute the water in your recipe before adding it to the glass? :cripes:

PS: Where can I buy powdered water? :?
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:25 pm

Sir William wrote:
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PS: Where can I buy powdered water? :?
From the same chemist that Mr Nilly is shortly going to buy his headache pills from.

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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:11 pm

Sometimes I feel that the chairman’s glass is half empty :?
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Do we have of to dilute the water in your recipe before adding it to the glass? :cripes:
If you utilise powdered, then of course you will need to dilute it :duh:
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Where can I buy powdered water? :?
As Runaway says, but knowing this now I shall now choose to have of my headache pills delivered, otherwise I am sure that I will need extra strength capsules :cantlook:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:28 pm

The extra strength capsules will not remain in orbit for the entire len*gth of the mission. :no:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Wed Jan 31, 2018 5:30 pm

@ Mr Nilly... Whisky might help.

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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Jan 31, 2018 9:41 pm

Whisky is a recipe for disaster :wag:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Wed Jan 31, 2018 11:49 pm

I am aghast that Mr Run*away would suggest that the consumption of an alcoholic beverage would solve any problem. :hurry: :wag: :wag: :bash: :bash: :bash:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:00 am

:sorry:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:29 pm

You have of behaved most irresponsibly, advising our members to drink poison. :wag: :stop:

Go and stand on the Norty Step. :mad:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:02 pm

No.
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:08 pm

:bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Thu Feb 01, 2018 2:17 pm

Violence won't w**k. I have of a minder.

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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:33 pm

In that case: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Thu Feb 01, 2018 4:36 pm

The minder's response was: "You're like a bunch of kids". :cantlook: :hide:

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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Sir William » Thu Feb 01, 2018 5:15 pm

I don't minder bout that. :no:

DYSWIDT? :bounce:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:42 pm

Mind over matter :excited:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 07, 2018 2:38 pm

Did you know?
Doritos are w**king on a “low-crunch” chip purpose-built for women that manufactures it easier for them to snack quietly. :duh:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Feb 07, 2018 3:20 pm

:o

And to think we gave them the vote. :duh:
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Re: Luxury Cookbook Recipes

Post by Runaway » Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:20 pm

Perhaps we could invent something that helps them talk quietly too.

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