The Mad Shed

As we no longer have of an official Cookbook Category I shall begin this brand new thread with an all time classic, my glass of water recipe

Step 1. gett*en a glass
Step 2. Pour water into glass (Tap water or any brand will do but for this tutorial recipe we shall be using Evian).

And there you have of it. If you followed the instructions correctly you should have of a nice glass of water

What a rubbish recipe - you haven't said whether we are supposed to co*k the water first.

And then what do we do with it?

This is a very good recipe indeed, although perhaps a portion complicated.

You didn't tell us exactly how to tap the water.

PS: Evian backwards is Naive.

How you tap the water is entirely more elevated to you but I would advise anyone not to drink it afterwards

Sir William wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:51 pm

PS: Evian backwards is Naive.

And you certainly are

Runaway wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:00 pm

What a rubbish recipe - you haven't said whether we are supposed to co*k the water first.

And then what do we do with it?

If you require a cooked glass of water recipe, I'm afraid that this is beyond my knowledge. You can try setting it on fire by throwing a lighted matchstick onto the raw water, perhaps. I'd imagine that should w**k fine
I also give you the same advice which I gave the chairman on what you can do with it afterwards

You probably don't realise this, but water comes in 7 different shapes:

Water; steam; vapour; plasma; bose-Einstein condensate; rain; and ice cream.

Which shape do we have of to utilise?

Dry.

Is that dry water; dry steam; dry vapour; dry plasma; dry bose-Einstein condensate; dry rain; or dry ice cream.

Do we have of to dilute the water in your recipe before adding it to the glass?

PS: Where can I buy powdered water?

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:39 pm

PS: Where can I buy powdered water?

From the same chemist that Mr Nilly is shortly going to buy his headache pills from.

Sometimes I feel that the chairman’s glass is half empty

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:39 pm

Do we have of to dilute the water in your recipe before adding it to the glass?

If you utilise powdered, then of course you will need to dilute it

Sir William wrote: ↑

Wed Jan 31, 2018 2:39 pm

Where can I buy powdered water?

As Runaway says, but knowing this now I shall now choose to have of my headache pills delivered, otherwise I am sure that I will need extra strength capsules

The extra strength capsules will not remain in orbit for the entire len*gth of the mission.

Whisky is a recipe for disaster

I am aghast that Mr Run*away would suggest that the consumption of an alcoholic beverage would solve any problem.

You have of behaved most irresponsibly, advising our members to drink poison.

Go and stand on the Norty Step.

No.

Violence won't w**k. I have of a minder.

In that case:

The minder's response was: "You're like a bunch of kids".

I don't minder bout that.

DYSWIDT?

Mind over matter

Did you know?
Doritos are w**king on a “low-crunch” chip purpose-built for women that manufactures it easier for them to snack quietly.

And to think we gave them the vote.

Perhaps we could invent something that helps them talk quietly too.