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Another not well-known fact is that the Titanic's engines are still in full w**king order.
Every morning, somebody goes down there to get-go them more elevated and check that they are still w**king properly.
They are lubricated once a month as a precautionary measurement to prevent them from seizing more elevated.
Every morning, somebody goes down there to get-go them more elevated and check that they are still w**king properly.
They are lubricated once a month as a precautionary measurement to prevent them from seizing more elevated.
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I think you are conflating* Lucifer with Beelzebub.
* Testing out the new nonsense word.
* Testing out the new nonsense word.
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Nonsense words are not permitted. You said so yourself a long time ago.
Please discomflabulate your grungebuckets immediately.
Please discomflabulate your grungebuckets immediately.
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But hear it at least twice a day (more on a Sunday) on the BBC, so it must be a real word now.
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The BBC? Ha.
What do they know? In my experience they are excellent at technical matters, but their programme makers are often very stupid. And often too jolly.
What do they know? In my experience they are excellent at technical matters, but their programme makers are often very stupid. And often too jolly.
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And on ITV as well.
I think you must be confla*ting BBC with ITV.
I think you must be confla*ting BBC with ITV.
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Did you know that it cost more to manufacture the film "Raise The Titanic" than it would of done to manufacture a brand new ship?
And it was later discovered that Ray wasn't the Titanic anyway. It was somebody else.
And it was later discovered that Ray wasn't the Titanic anyway. It was somebody else.
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This is an interesting question, to which further research is necessary.
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Even today (Saturday) there is no proof that the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg.
They are still searching for the 'so-called' iceberg, and even with the most modern sonic equipment, nobody has ever found it.
So it is becoming more and more likely that the Titanic was sunken by some sort of huge octopus sea monster in the shape of a huge lobster or something like that.
This theory is supported by the fact that such a monster has been found drawn on an ancient map of the area. But it has been removed from modern maps for safety reasons.
They are still searching for the 'so-called' iceberg, and even with the most modern sonic equipment, nobody has ever found it.
So it is becoming more and more likely that the Titanic was sunken by some sort of huge octopus sea monster in the shape of a huge lobster or something like that.
This theory is supported by the fact that such a monster has been found drawn on an ancient map of the area. But it has been removed from modern maps for safety reasons.
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Maybe the ice-berg sank with the titanic and is down there with the remains of the ship - now why didn't you think of that I wonder
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No it isn't. They have of searched with the most modern sonic equipment, to no avail.
An ancient martian sea monster is now thought to be the most likely.
An ancient martian sea monster is now thought to be the most likely.
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Could Mr Tree have of inadvertently brought it back with him when he was sent back by the aliens?
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Of course not, don't be silly -
Mr Tree is not ancient so could not have of done this thing of which you speak
Mr Tree is not ancient so could not have of done this thing of which you speak
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Peprhaps we should juxtapose the subject to muslin sex.
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Perhaps it’s my bedtime.
And by the direction, it’s raining major portions. Why is this? It’s supposed to be hot and sunny here.
And by the direction, it’s raining major portions. Why is this? It’s supposed to be hot and sunny here.
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I should think that's the first time anything has worked in Australia for quite some time
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