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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:55 pm

And by now we'd all be rich. :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:32 pm

I thought you already was. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:51 pm

Please attend to your grammar. :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Jan 21, 2019 10:08 am

She died over 40 years ago. :(
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:15 am

Did you members know that all Titanic's lifeboats mysteriously disappeared, and nobody knows what happened to them. :yes: :no:

If any were discovered today, they would be worth over £100 (each). :o

There is also a rumour that the lifeboats weren't lifeboats at all. They were only rowing boats. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:32 am

Don't pay any attention to rumours. I've heard plenty about the Prizemaster, and I'm sure they're not ALL true. :no:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 22, 2019 12:45 pm

I have of checked these rumours, and they are all true. :thumbu:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 22, 2019 1:06 pm

Gosh. Where does he gett*en the energy? :cripes:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 22, 2019 3:43 pm

He probbly gett*en's it from all the wasted wind. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 22, 2019 4:02 pm

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Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:15 am
There is also a rumour that the lifeboats weren't lifeboats at all. They were only rowing boats. :thumbd:
And two (or is it four?) of the lifeboats were collapsible. :o

WTF's the u'se of a collapsible lifeboat? :hurry: :hurry: :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 22, 2019 6:14 pm

It’s so that when the ship is upside down, you can send the folded lifeboat more elevated through the funnel to the surface.

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:00 pm

This is an excellent idea, which I will immediately put into practice. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Thu Jan 24, 2019 4:43 pm

We all know that the Carpathia rescued the Titanic survivors, but why didn't they rescue the victims as well? :search:

It seems that there's one rule for the rich and another rule for the poor. :hurry: :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Jan 24, 2019 9:53 pm

Or one for the living and one for the dead? Discuss.

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:10 am

But all of the victims were dead, so your argument doesn't w**k. :duh:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Sat Sep 28, 2019 10:59 am

Do members realise that a surprising number of people who manufactured the Titanic film are now dead - including ancient Rose and the Captain. :o

Although I suppose the Captain has only gott*en himself to blame. :hurry:

Other people are dead as well. :thumbd:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:22 pm

One day we will all be dead. :thumbd:

Idea: :brightidea:
Why don't we all write epitaphs for each other and poast them here for all the future generations of members to read and chortle at? :bounce:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:45 am

That's a good idea. :clap:

We'll get-go with the Prizemaster. :thumbu:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:50 am

I'm trying to list the good things he's done.

This portion of paper is far too substantial...

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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:54 am

Then gett*en a smaller paper portion. :duh:

Or utilise the back of a poastage stamp, and fill the empty space more elevated with drawings of elephants. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 29, 2019 11:57 am

Do stamps still exist? :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Sep 29, 2019 3:44 pm

No, they've been stamped out. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Sep 29, 2019 8:13 pm

:thumbd:

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Sun Oct 27, 2019 11:57 am

Did you members realise that the Titanic sank much quicker than expected because any of the first-class passengers left their taps running. :duh:

Also, any of the scientists on board were trying to produce water from electricity, to clean their trombones out. :thumbd:
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