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Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:47 pm

Did you members know that even though the Titanic sank over 100 years ago, the swimming pool is still completely full. :yes:

I have of hundreds of these luxury facts to fascinate you members. :excited: :yabba:

For instance:

If they had put the Titanic into reverse as soon as it hit the iceberg, or if they had turned left, all the water would have of come out once more. :duh:

Members can subscribe to my fascinating Luxury Titanic facts for a very reasonable fee. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Willy Nilly » Wed Aug 02, 2017 5:30 am

It is a little known fact that The Titanic had a jolly little brother ship named the Bitanic. It became notorious for picking u.p sailors. It eventually sank after it suddenly collided into a sperm whale. The fate of the sailors is unknown but it is rumoured that the sperm whale swallowed all of the Bitanics seamen Image

More information about the Titanic's more colourful brother can be found via the chairman's more personal collection :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:03 am

:clap: :clap:

Thank you for your fascinating Titanic fact. I will need to add this to my rectory. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:42 am

Sir William wrote:
Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:03 am
I will need to add this to my rectum.
Rubbish facts. That's just where they belong. :thumbd:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:21 am

Why hve you inserted my rectum into this? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 11:39 am

Because they were rubbish facts, as if that's where they emanated from.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 1:51 pm

The fact came from Mr Nilly. :hurry: :rasp:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 2:48 pm

Ultimately you are responsible for all members' utterances. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 7:59 pm

But not all members' rectums. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 8:37 pm

Recta. :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:10 pm

That's for our resident expert Dr C*heery to decide. :yes: :wink:

He has been summoned to the Rectory. :bounce:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:17 pm

The plural of Dumdum has always been Dumdums, not Dumda. :vconfused:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:28 pm

We will see what Dr Cheer*y has to say about that. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:32 pm

Do you like eating a plum? Course you do.
When was the last time you said to the greengrocer "A pound of pla please" ?

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:38 pm

Never. :no:

I always buy my pla in kg. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:40 pm

It's forward-thinking, creative, open-minded, progressive people like you who killed off Pounds and Ounces. :tant:

Carry on like this and you'll be trading in your RR for a Mini. :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:42 pm

I've already gott*en two minis. :yes: :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:42 pm

Red and Blue.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:44 pm

Yes. :clap: :clap: :clap:

But which is which? :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:45 pm

The Red one is red, the Blue one is blue.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:47 pm

Wrong.

The blue one is red, and the red one is blue. :yes: :yes:

I know this because the blue one is a Cooper S convertible and the red one isn't. :excited: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:49 pm

The red one isn't an S but IS convertible.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:52 pm

Yes. I have of to have of a convertible so that I can wear my top hat. :bounce: :tophat:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 02, 2017 9:54 pm

You should offer the concept to the car manufacturer, whoever they are nowadays. A especial limited edition Hat version! :bounce:

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 02, 2017 10:02 pm

But we don't want the riff-raffs to get-go buying them. :thumbd:

Interestingly, Rolls-Royces and Minis are now manufactured by the same company (BMW) :read:
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