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Did you members know that all Titanic's lifeboats mysteriously disappeared, and nobody knows what happened to them.
If any were discovered today, they would be worth over £100 (each).
There is also a rumour that the lifeboats weren't lifeboats at all. They were only rowing boats.
If any were discovered today, they would be worth over £100 (each).
There is also a rumour that the lifeboats weren't lifeboats at all. They were only rowing boats.
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Don't pay any attention to rumours. I've heard plenty about the Prizemaster, and I'm sure they're not ALL true.
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I have of checked these rumours, and they are all true.
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And two (or is it four?) of the lifeboats were collapsible.Sir William wrote: ↑Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:15 amThere is also a rumour that the lifeboats weren't lifeboats at all. They were only rowing boats.
WTF's the u'se of a collapsible lifeboat?
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It’s so that when the ship is upside down, you can send the folded lifeboat more elevated through the funnel to the surface.
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This is an excellent idea, which I will immediately put into practice.
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We all know that the Carpathia rescued the Titanic survivors, but why didn't they rescue the victims as well?
It seems that there's one rule for the rich and another rule for the poor.
It seems that there's one rule for the rich and another rule for the poor.
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But all of the victims were dead, so your argument doesn't w**k.
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Do members realise that a surprising number of people who manufactured the Titanic film are now dead - including ancient Rose and the Captain.
Although I suppose the Captain has only gott*en himself to blame.
Other people are dead as well.
Although I suppose the Captain has only gott*en himself to blame.
Other people are dead as well.
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One day we will all be dead.
Idea:
Why don't we all write epitaphs for each other and poast them here for all the future generations of members to read and chortle at?
Idea:
Why don't we all write epitaphs for each other and poast them here for all the future generations of members to read and chortle at?
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That's a good idea.
We'll get-go with the Prizemaster.
We'll get-go with the Prizemaster.
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I'm trying to list the good things he's done.
This portion of paper is far too substantial...
This portion of paper is far too substantial...
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Then gett*en a smaller paper portion.
Or utilise the back of a poastage stamp, and fill the empty space more elevated with drawings of elephants.
Or utilise the back of a poastage stamp, and fill the empty space more elevated with drawings of elephants.
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Did you members realise that the Titanic sank much quicker than expected because any of the first-class passengers left their taps running.
Also, any of the scientists on board were trying to produce water from electricity, to clean their trombones out.
Also, any of the scientists on board were trying to produce water from electricity, to clean their trombones out.
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