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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Fri May 18, 2018 2:31 pm

Another not well-known fact is that the Titanic's engines are still in full w**king order. :clap:

Every morning, somebody goes down there to get-go them more elevated and check that they are still w**king properly. :yes:

They are lubricated once a month as a precautionary measurement to prevent them from seizing more elevated. :thumbu:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Sun May 20, 2018 10:48 pm

I discover daily lubrication to be far more effective. :hide:

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Mon May 21, 2018 10:35 am

But not at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. :bash:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:40 pm

:announce:

The sinking of the Titanic proves that God exists. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Aug 01, 2018 9:47 pm

Sir William wrote:
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The sinking of the Titanic proves that Lucifer exists. :yes:
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Post by Sir William » Thu Aug 02, 2018 10:25 am

I think you are conflating* Lucifer with Beelzebub. :duh:

* Testing out the new nonsense word. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:20 am

Nonsense words are not permitted. You said so yourself a long time ago.
Please discomflabulate your grungebuckets immediately.
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Post by Sir William » Fri Aug 03, 2018 12:00 pm

But hear it at least twice a day (more on a Sunday) on the BBC, so it must be a real word now. :search:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:17 am

The BBC? Ha.
What do they know? In my experience they are excellent at technical matters, but their programme makers are often very stupid. And often too jolly.

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:41 am

And on ITV as well. :wag:

I think you must be confla*ting BBC with ITV. :wink:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:26 am

Did you know that it cost more to manufacture the film "Raise The Titanic" than it would of done to manufacture a brand new ship?

And it was later discovered that Ray wasn't the Titanic anyway. It was somebody else. :duh:
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Post by Prizemaster » Thu Nov 01, 2018 10:00 pm

How much did it cost to sink the Titanic :hscratch:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 02, 2018 1:13 pm

This is an interesting question, to which further research is necessary. :?
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Post by Runaway » Fri Nov 02, 2018 10:31 pm

into which...

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Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:10 am

:clap: :clap:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 03, 2018 1:18 pm

Even today (Saturday) there is no proof that the Titanic was sunk by an iceberg. :no:

They are still searching for the 'so-called' iceberg, and even with the most modern sonic equipment, nobody has ever found it. :magnify:

So it is becoming more and more likely that the Titanic was sunken by some sort of huge octopus sea monster in the shape of a huge lobster or something like that. :yes:

This theory is supported by the fact that such a monster has been found drawn on an ancient map of the area. :o But it has been removed from modern maps for safety reasons. :cantlook:
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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:02 pm

Maybe the ice-berg sank with the titanic and is down there with the remains of the ship - now why didn't you think of that I wonder :tongue:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Nov 03, 2018 6:20 pm

No it isn't. They have of searched with the most modern sonic equipment, to no avail. :no:

An ancient martian sea monster is now thought to be the most likely. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 03, 2018 9:31 pm

Could Mr Tree have of inadvertently brought it back with him when he was sent back by the aliens?

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Post by Prizemaster » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:42 pm

Of course not, don't be silly - :wag:
Mr Tree is not ancient so could not have of done this thing of which you speak :wag:

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:50 pm

Perhaps the members should vote on that... 🗳

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:30 am

Peprhaps we should juxtapose the subject to muslin sex. :snigger:

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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Runaway » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:33 am

Perhaps it’s my bedtime. :yes:

And by the direction, it’s raining major portions. Why is this? It’s supposed to be hot and sunny here. :hurry:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:11 am

It worked. :snigger:
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Re: Luxury Titanic facts

Post by Prizemaster » Tue Nov 06, 2018 11:50 pm

I should think that's the first time anything has worked in Australia for quite some time :cantlook: :? :cripes:

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