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Post by Sir William » Mon May 27, 2019 9:32 am

Have you noticed that women have gott*en two tits, and men have gott*en two hands. :yes:

Coincidence? :search: I don't think so. :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Mon May 27, 2019 11:05 pm

Intelligent design. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Tue May 28, 2019 10:17 am

Very intelligent design if you ask me. :excited: :excited:
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Post by Sir William » Wed May 29, 2019 12:45 am

OMG. :magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Wed May 29, 2019 1:06 am

:hscratch:

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Post by anepictree » Wed May 29, 2019 11:42 pm

Well why have women only gott*en one ***** :search:

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 30, 2019 11:04 am

:vconfused:
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Post by Runaway » Thu May 30, 2019 11:59 am

The prizemaster needs to be a little more specific. (No rude pictures please).

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 30, 2019 3:26 pm

The prizemaster has committed perpendicular ambiguities. :cantlook:
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Post by anepictree » Thu May 30, 2019 9:00 pm

You are shirking responsibility in not answering my question

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Post by Sir William » Thu May 30, 2019 10:43 pm

What was the question? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 31, 2019 5:58 am

No, Sir W, that’s not the real question. The real question is more to do with whether the question is necessary, and in fact whether the question should actually have been asked in the first place - that’s the real question.
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Post by Sir William » Fri May 31, 2019 9:48 am

Yes, you are particularly correct on this occasion. That certainly is the bounding question.

Mr Tre*e should study the full force of my original postulations, and appreciate them for their delightful conclusions. :yes: :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri May 31, 2019 8:08 pm

Indeed he should. He has much to learn. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Fri May 31, 2019 11:21 pm

Particularly when it comes to ladies's boobs and men's' hands. :bounce: :yes: :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jun 01, 2019 12:10 am

He won't' know he's' born. :wink:

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Post by Sir William » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:37 am

No. It was such a long time ago. :wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:54 am

Poor Mrs Tree.

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:search:
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Post by anepictree » Sun Jun 09, 2019 8:53 am

I still want to know :tant: How can it be considered intelligent design when women only have one ***** :read:

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Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:43 am

What good would two be? :search:

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Post by Sir William » Sun Jun 09, 2019 1:09 pm

I thought they did have two. :vconfused: :vconfused:
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Post by anepictree » Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:37 am

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What good would two be? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:51 am

WISDOM FROM AN OL­D JEWISH MAN

A female CNN journalist heard about a very o­ld Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out.

She went to the Western Wall and there he was, wal­king slowly u­p to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Poppy Harlow from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow u­p safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."

"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."


"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking brick wall."

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:spam:
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