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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:16 pm

Did you members know that, if woman stands on her head, the underboob cleavage (which is now on the top) is identical to the normal top cleavage when standing the right way up. :yes: :clap:

This is despite the fact that the breasts are a totally different shape top and bottom. :yes:

What is the reason behind this wonderful transformation?

PS: Photographs of this particular upside-down pose are extremely rare, so this is something you will have of to check out for yourselves. :wink:

Perhaps Dr Ch*eery could explain this phenomenon to us in more detail. :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:44 pm

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Mon Nov 20, 2017 1:16 pm
This is despite the fact that the breasts are a totally different shape to the bottom.
I would certainly hope so. :snigger:

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Post by Doctor Cheery » Mon Nov 20, 2017 5:44 pm

:terrified: I think members can reasonably anticipate Mr RunAway will gett*en to the bottom of the matter,
even if the Chairman can't manufacture a clean breast of it. :snigger:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 20, 2017 6:24 pm

Very unlikely, all he can do is to manufacture juvenile jokes at what is a very serious subject (as usual). :duh: :duh: :doh: :bash:

I have of come to the conclusion that I am the only person on here who is interesed in women's tits sexual matters. I have of not received any interest whatsoever in anything that I have of posted in this sex forum. :mad: :mad:

Are you all a bunch of queers or something? :mad: :mad: :mad: :doh: :doh: :bash:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:21 pm

When I go back to Oz, I will study the matter in details, visually, and will report back to you. I'd send photographs but it might not be good for my health... :o

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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:07 pm

Plus I notice that I am the only person who has actually started a genuine discussion in this Forum (or tried to). :duh:

So because of the membership's complete lack of interest in this important subject, I am suggesting that we close down the Sex forum, and let you all sort your own sex problems and questions out. :mad: :hurry:

Either I am the only person on here with sex problems questions; or you lot are all embarrassed prunes prudes. :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:11 pm

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I asked my friend Boris what we should do. He was decisive:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Nov 20, 2017 9:15 pm

What does he know about upside-down cleavage? :cantlook:
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Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:42 pm

Runaway wrote:
Mon Nov 20, 2017 8:21 pm
When I go back to Oz, I will study the matter in details, visually, and will report back to you.
Still waiting. :hurry: :hurry: :hurry:

What was the conclusions of your extensive research into this fascinatingly important matter? :?
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:37 pm

What WERE... :wag:

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Post by Sir William » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:47 pm

You came more elevated with more than one conclusion then? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Jul 31, 2020 10:45 pm

You utilised the plural...

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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 01, 2020 1:49 pm

Please tell us all of your plural conclusions then. :hurry:

Their can be no excuse this time. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 8:25 pm

I agree.

v2's upside down cleavage is mmmmmmm........

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Post by Sir William » Sat Aug 01, 2020 9:29 pm

And how does this compare to the correct direction more elevated version? :cripes:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Aug 01, 2020 10:06 pm

Your response, corrupted by your meddling, ma­kes your wording completely unintelligible to the average oik.

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Post by Sir William » Sun Aug 02, 2020 1:53 pm

Meddling? :hscratch:

It was a top-secret message. :yes: :bounce:
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Re: Upside-down cleavage

Post by Runaway » Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:55 pm

I bet even Mr Nilly can't decode it, and he's clever. :yes:

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Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 03, 2020 3:06 am

Perhaps a photograph of your research will explain everything. :yes: :clap:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Aug 03, 2020 7:55 am

My research is ongoing. It’s too ear­ly to draw a firm conclusion, but in the fullness of time I hope to provide ample statistics to justify why my research needs to continue. Mostly it’s going smoothly, although the road to success can be a portion bumpy, but like any good researcher I have of seized the challenge with both hands.
I will not shy away from my task.
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Re: Upside-down cleavage

Post by Sir William » Mon Aug 03, 2020 12:42 pm

Perhaps a photograph of the ample statistics will help us to keep abreast of your research. :wink:

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