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Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:31 pm

You can gett*en viagra-flavoured ice cream in Japan. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:36 pm

And you can gett*en ice-cream flavoured viagra in the USA.
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Post by Sir William » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:38 pm

:o
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Post by Runaway » Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:56 pm

So I'm told... :cripes:
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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 06, 2019 2:04 am

:wink:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 06, 2019 9:42 am

Apparently you can now buy viagra tea bags.
They don't help your sex life, but they stop your biscuits going soft.
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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:53 am

My biscuits? :hscratch:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:34 pm

Well, one's biscuits then.

Don't you eat biscuits? And don't you dunk them in your tea? Especially at steam fairs (after you've slipped through the hedge to gett*en in for free :wink: ).
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Post by Sir William » Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:19 pm

Of course I eat biscuits. :yes:

What else would I do with them? :hurry:
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Post by Runaway » Sat Apr 06, 2019 11:04 pm

You could create a trail of them to try to entice the Prizemaster back...
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Post by Sir William » Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:37 am

:brightidea: :excited:
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Post by Runaway » Sun Apr 07, 2019 9:26 pm

They'd need to be cabbage-flavoured of course.
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Apr 08, 2019 12:57 am

Sir William wrote: ↑
Sat Apr 06, 2019 10:19 pm
 Of course I eat biscuits. :yes:

What else would I do with them? :hurry:
Put them in a especial compartment built into the bottom of your mug :search: :terrified:
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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 08, 2019 11:54 am

My mug doesn't eat biscuits. :no:
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Post by Runaway » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:01 pm

That's no direction to discuss Lady W.C.
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Post by Sir William » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:32 pm

:magnify:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:23 pm

That's a point, we haven't yet seen a picture of the esteamed lady.
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Post by Sir William » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:17 pm

Neither have of I. :search:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:28 pm

Perhaps you should watch Pol­ice Five. :hide:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 10, 2019 10:37 am

policeman Five? :hscratch:

How do you remember that? :wink:

Shaw Taylor. :yes:

It was on for 5 minutes, you know. :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Wed Apr 10, 2019 1:55 pm

Sir William wrote: ↑
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 policeman Five? :hscratch:

How do you remember that? :wink:
I remember seeing you on it. Something about a bank robbery and diamonds. :search:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 10, 2019 2:04 pm

:search:

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Re: Japan

Post by Prizemaster » Wed Apr 10, 2019 3:38 pm

What's all this cr*p about diamonds I want Bourbon Creams :hurry:
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Post by Sir William » Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:41 pm

:announce:
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Re: Japan

Post by Prizemaster » Sun Apr 14, 2019 11:09 am

Alright, custard creams then :bash:
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