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Does sex exist?

Send us all your sexual pleasures problems and questions. (We do have a resident doctor on board if you don't know what sex is or have never even heard of it) :yes:
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Does sex exist?

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:56 am

If sex didn't exist we would have to invent it. :yes:

Do you believe that sex exists, or did we invent it? :hscratch:
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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by anepictree » Fri Nov 22, 2019 8:45 am

Sex was invented by Prince Andrew when he was at kindergarten :cantlook:

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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by Sir William » Fri Nov 22, 2019 11:47 am

I fervently believe that this assertion is broadly incorrect. :yes:
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Post by anepictree » Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:44 pm

Well not when he was at kindergarten himself, but when he was at kindergarten looking for kinder (he must kinda like kinder eggs?)

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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 12, 2019 11:12 am

:hscratch:
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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by Sir William » Mon Dec 30, 2019 2:21 pm

The answer to this question is (of coarse) Yes and No. :yes: :no:

Procreational sex already existed, but recreational sex was invented by us. :excited:

(One of mankind's stiffest inventions). :yes:
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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by Willy Nilly » Sat Jan 04, 2020 7:13 pm

Sir William wrote:Does sex exist?
HOW THE BLOODY HELL SHOULD I KNOW? :yell:
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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by Sir William » Sun Jan 05, 2020 12:19 pm

:search:
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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by Runaway » Sun Jan 05, 2020 6:54 pm

Miss Nilly doth protest too much.

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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by anepictree » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:59 pm

So does Mrs Tree much of the time :yes:

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Re: Does sex exist?

Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:00 pm

You should do as you are told.

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