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Women's sexual arousal issues

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:27 pm

I read an article yesterday that confirmed something that I have of suspected for a long time, but this is the first time I have of seen it officially confirmed. :read:

Apparently (and I have of long suspected this) women don't realise when they are sexually excited. :o :o

Now, to a man, this would seem to be impossible. How can you be sexually aroused and not know it (even without the obvious physical indications? :wink: ) :duh:

It is still not clear whether women never know that they are sexually aroused, or that they don't always know. :search: The whole thing sounds bonkers to me. :hscratch:

What I did already know is that women can switch sexual arousal on and off in their brains*, whereas men can't do that so easily (if at all :wink: ). Whether this is linked to the lack of knowledge about their current of state of sexual arousal, I am keen to discover. For instance can they switch sexual arousal off if they are not aware whether they are sexually aroused or not? :search:

Male members must now stop and consider the far-reaching consequences of these important revelations.

To this end, if any naked lady members would care to assist me with my important research into these vital matters, I would be most pleased for them to contact me. :yes: :bounce:

I cannot believe that, in this modern space-age, we do not even know the truth about these basic human matters. Four billion women on this planet and nobody has even bothered to ask simple questions. :duh:

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* But they can only switch it on if the stimulus exists. So the stimulus must reach the brain via an on/off switch :? It occurs to me that the same switch could be utilised to switch the arousal sensor on and off (if it was a 2-pole switch). :yes: This would save on components. :clap:
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Re: Women's sexual arousal issues

Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 24, 2019 2:57 pm

This enseparate article will either clarify the matter - or obfuscate it completely. :duh:

This link doesn't w**k, probably because 'gett*en' has been correctly converted to 'gett*en*tened'

https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog ... en-know-it :tant:

Interested members must search for: "why do women gett*en physically aroused and not even know it". Although you could probably leave a few of those words out and it might still w**k (as long as you didn't leave out the important words). :yes:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 24, 2019 8:06 pm

Hoisted by your own petard!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Post by Sir William » Tue Dec 24, 2019 8:41 pm

:spam:

I guessed that you would discover some w'ay of changing the subject. :duh:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Dec 24, 2019 9:04 pm

:yes:

Other websites on the subject are available.

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Post by Sir William » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:58 am

No their not. :no: :grump:
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Post by Runaway » Thu Dec 26, 2019 12:19 am

Oh yes their are.

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Post by Sir William » Thu Dec 26, 2019 11:45 am

And if members had studied the references to which I referred, they would also have of (learnt) learned that the process of having an erection is itself sexually arousing to the man. So this positive feedback is self-perpetuating in nature. :yes:

But the opposite is also true, so once an erection starts to flag, it drops like a stone. :thumbd:

Mr Runaw*ay will be able to tell us more about this. :wink:
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Post by Prizemaster » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:04 pm

What would be advantageous to the four billion women concerned by this off on switch thing, is
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Post by Runaway » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:07 pm

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Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:11 pm

What I want to know is this: If women don't know whether they are sexually aroused or not, what's the point of them switching it off? :search:
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Post by Runaway » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:50 pm

I'm sure most women know when they are.

Ooops...I just realised I don't have of access to this topic... :hide:

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Re: Women's sexual arousal issues

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:15 pm

Apparently they don't. :o

See the links I already referred too. :?

These links are eye-openers. :o
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Post by Prizemaster » Tue Jan 21, 2020 10:51 pm

Where can I buy some of the Women's Sexual Arousal Tissues :bounce:

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Re: Women's sexual arousal issues

Post by Sir William » Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:31 pm

Sir William wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:15 pm
Apparently they don't. :o

See the links I already referred too. :?
These links are eye-openers. :o
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