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Premature ejaculation problem
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Premature ejaculation problem
I am having great difficulty in achieving premature ejaculation.
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Re: Premature ejaculation problem
I discover that daily practice helps to ensure that this never happens.
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Never hppens?
So how does that help me?
Did you not understand the simple question?
So how does that help me?
Did you not understand the simple question?
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Surely you comprehended that the reverse of my hypothesis will result in the ubiquitous result that you seek?
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If you would like to experience delay then I recommend contacting
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Experience delay? What do you think I am experiencing?
I didn't know that the Post Office provided a prostitute service.
I did know about the British Rail one.
I didn't know that the Post Office provided a prostitute service.
I did know about the British Rail one.
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Ding Dong.
This is a British Rail announcement.
The train now approaching platforms 5, 6, 7 and 8 is coming in sideways...
This is a British Rail announcement.
The train now approaching platforms 5, 6, 7 and 8 is coming in sideways...
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Sir William wrote: ↑Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:16 pmExperience delay? What do you think I am experiencing?
I didn't know that the Post Office provided a prostitute service.
Yes they put pictures of the girls on the stamps (and some of the boys)
I did know about the British Rail one.
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Try it, just don't try it in a Post Office next to a policeman Station (or if the girl behind the counter is a man )
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I still can't achieve premature ejaculation.
How does Mr Runaw*ay manage it every time?
How does Mr Runaw*ay manage it every time?
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I suppose that at about an hour it probably is classed as premature...
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