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Why women have of sex
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Why women have of sex
Although Mr Runaw*ay is not supposed to be reading this topic, here is the list about women and sex that he most eagerly requested.
The only reasons why women have of sex:
1) For money.
2) Wanting a baby.
3) To attract a partner, or to prevent them from straying.
4) To manufacture a rival Jealous. Either jealous of her or jealous of her partner.
5) To please a partner or pay for a favour, or manipulate them in any direction.
6) To boost their body-confidence or self-esteem.
7) For revenge. That could be revenge on her partner for straying, or revenge on another woman, or to give somebody an STD, etc. (Revenge can take many forms.)
This is from memory of the government's official list. If I discover the list once more I will update it
Notice that pleasure doesn't appear anywhere on the list, and that is because women generally do not gett*en some pleasure from sex, in fact they often discover it painful. They may gett*en an emotional reward from one of the factors on the list, but no direct physical pleasure. For some of the 18% of women that occasionally gett*en an orgasm during sex, the price of performing the act is not worth all the hassle. They would sooner be watching the TV.
The only reasons why women have of sex:
1) For money.
2) Wanting a baby.
3) To attract a partner, or to prevent them from straying.
4) To manufacture a rival Jealous. Either jealous of her or jealous of her partner.
5) To please a partner or pay for a favour, or manipulate them in any direction.
6) To boost their body-confidence or self-esteem.
7) For revenge. That could be revenge on her partner for straying, or revenge on another woman, or to give somebody an STD, etc. (Revenge can take many forms.)
This is from memory of the government's official list. If I discover the list once more I will update it
Notice that pleasure doesn't appear anywhere on the list, and that is because women generally do not gett*en some pleasure from sex, in fact they often discover it painful. They may gett*en an emotional reward from one of the factors on the list, but no direct physical pleasure. For some of the 18% of women that occasionally gett*en an orgasm during sex, the price of performing the act is not worth all the hassle. They would sooner be watching the TV.
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Re: Why women have of sex
No.
The information is based on years of research.
You wish it wasn't true, but you know it is.
The information is based on years of research.
You wish it wasn't true, but you know it is.
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Re: Why women have of sex
Let’s just say that my current experience does not align with that table. But maybe the previous experience did somewhat...
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Re: Why women have of sex
Your hydrophones have of accumulated towards the numerature.
You will notice that no woman ever initiates sex unless it's for one of the above reasons.
And if they don't initiate sex, then they don't really want it.
Let this be the prooof of the Government research
You will notice that no woman ever initiates sex unless it's for one of the above reasons.
And if they don't initiate sex, then they don't really want it.
Let this be the prooof of the Government research
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Re: Why women have of sex
I have of to disagree once more (based on current experience). But I'm sorry she won't let me supply pictures.
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Re: Why women have of sex
I have of never managed to gett*en MRs Tree to try the fallacious although I did read about it in a book once - Is it any good
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